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Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:43 pm
by goroth
Exactly. Alex van halen and Michael Anthony are unfuckwithable.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:51 pm
by kbit
I was thinking of something more contemporary. casecandy, footman, and neon are probably all fans ;)

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:58 pm
by D.o.S.
good thing this isn't a thread about good bands then.

Also Strange Tales and goroth have me stumped.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:15 pm
by Inconuucl
A mental breakdown set to a drummer whom I'm not sure if is great or terrible. :lol:

... Actually that applies to two bands I really like. :lol:

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:17 pm
by foomanfat
kbit wrote:Wanky guitar acrobatics and synth cheese groove while an aging Don Juan recalls all his hook ups in elementary language. Can't say nothing bad about that rhythm section, though.
Incubus? Brandon Boyd is the only Don Juan I can think of.

Christian Botch ripoff.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:18 pm
by Strange Tales
D.o.S. wrote:good thing this isn't a thread about good bands then.

Also Strange Tales and goroth have me stumped.
Mine is Mark Linkous (I guess technically Sparklehorse cause that's what he was doing when he OD'ed on top of his legs for 14 god damn hours).

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:19 pm
by D.o.S.
Yeah ok I'm pretty sure you just made that band up.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:21 pm
by kbit
foomanfat wrote:
kbit wrote:Wanky guitar acrobatics and synth cheese groove while an aging Don Juan recalls all his hook ups in elementary language. Can't say nothing bad about that rhythm section, though.
Incubus? Brandon Boyd is the only Don Juan I can think of.

Christian Botch ripoff.
Norma Jean duh haaha
& nah I wasn't thinking of Incubus

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:23 pm
by D.o.S.
I'm just going to guess Coheed because

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:25 pm
by kbit
NO YOU DICK ;) I thought about describing Coheed but thought that'd be too easy for peeps to guess coming from me.

Maybe Don Juan was to strong of a description...

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:26 pm
by BoatRich
The Chariot?

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:29 pm
by foomanfat
My head went for The Chariot, but those first few Norma Jean records are definitely that as well.

The other bands that came to mind for kbit's were These Arms Are Snakes and Cake. I'm real bad at this.

Probably another real easy one: hippies making prog ska.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:32 pm
by kbit
Rx Bandits!

& I would never call TASS wanky or cheesy.
I love em too much to do them that dirty.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:44 pm
by D.o.S.
Is it Brand New?

Also: poncy art school fetishits named after cocks, ultimately ruined by a Lou Reed complex.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:46 pm
by kbit
GOD DAMN IT YOU GUYS.
DL4s UP THE ASS!!!
DOES THATS HELP?