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chodes hehheh
is denton near austin
or can a girlfriend be convinced its near austin

ryan summit wrote:chodes hehheh
is denton near austin
or can a girlfriend be convinced its near austin

In the realm of texas, kinda, yeah. It's like three hours out. But, as far as texas goes, that's right next door. El Paso is closer to California than it is to Denton.

Denton

If it was in Denton there's a chance I could make it...

im in san antonio but im weird to hang out with. you really need to know me and my craziness. drunk but loving.

...as in you my homie, im your homie. not like gay loving or something.

yo...
yo...
my nose has been running for two days straight. finally stopped today. ima get nasty with this sexy ass EGC series 2 w p90s and this ac4... imma gonna freak this ARC FLASH III i gots!!!

yeah, yall coo as fuck!

delaydecay wrote:im in san antonio but im weird to hang out with. you really need to know me and my craziness. drunk but loving.

...as in you my homie, im your homie. not like gay loving or something.

Sounds like I'd like to hang with you.

I'D LIKE TO THINK THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF ME THAT'S INSIDE OF EACH OF YOU.

"we'd gone to a new musical called Oh Africa, Brave Africa......... it was a laugh riot."

MY GOD IT EVEN HAS A WATERMARK.

behndy wrote:I'D LIKE TO THINK THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF ME THAT'S INSIDE OF EACH OF YOU.

Yes, both figuratively and literally. Behndy is probably the greatest ILFer ever. I say that mostly for the quote in my sig.

Another vote for a Northeast-located ILF Fest. Boston would be the tits but upstate NY is a good compromise too.

And yeah, you guyz rulez.

theavondon wrote:

delaydecay wrote:im in san antonio but im weird to hang out with. you really need to know me and my craziness. drunk but loving.

...as in you my homie, im your homie. not like gay loving or something.

Sounds like I'd like to hang with you.

This,
plus I am pretty sure I have confused some people on here with my absurd awkwardness in the real life.

If this does go down in Denton, there is a house I will need to be throwing a brick through the window. A giant penis shaped brick.

ALso, I got 2 chicken biscuits today.

Psyre wrote:

theavondon wrote:

delaydecay wrote:im in san antonio but im weird to hang out with. you really need to know me and my craziness. drunk but loving.

...as in you my homie, im your homie. not like gay loving or something.

Sounds like I'd like to hang with you.

This,
plus I am pretty sure I have confused some people on here with my absurd awkwardness in the real life.

If this does go down in Denton, there is a house I will need to be throwing a brick through the window. A giant penis shaped brick.

Do tell. There has to be backstory to this.

what's a Denton? why does it attract Cock-o-Bricks? WASSAT.

i, also, am pretty damn awkward in normal life. think Dexter or Patrick Bateman. without, y'know, all the working out and stuff.

behndy wrote:what's a Denton? why does it attract Cock-o-Bricks? WASSAT.

i, also, am pretty damn awkward in normal life. think Dexter or Patrick Bateman. without, y'know, all the working out and stuff.

I'm pretty sure that most of us are fairly awkward in person. Otherwise, why would so many of us spend so much time on the forum?