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Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:55 am
by Haki
behndy wrote:real answer - there isn't anything good out right now. mad lull of no creativity. Snow White And The Huntsman was fun. not really great, but fun. i really wanted to watch The Loved Ones (http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-love ... 11584/main ) but all my friend's that like good bad movies weren't around the 5 days it was in theaters. but i love shit like Wolf Creek. an Australian take on Audition? more manic? centered around the Prom? yes please.

edit - WATCH THE SKIN I LIVE IN. that shit was GREAT. probably a rental or DL now though.

Watched The Loved Ones last night. It was a lot funnier though nowhere near as creepy as Audition was. Part of that is the Skippy accent, it's just hard to take that seriously.

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:07 am
by behndy
aweseome. yeah, i binge on dvd's every few months. i'll add that to next time's list.

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:02 am
by devnulljp
behndy wrote:oof. fucking Dane Cook. i like some of his stand up...
Wait ... what? You said that out loud? Dane Cook? Seriously? He's the Nickelback of standup. I am so disappointed now...

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:52 pm
by behndy
nope. deal with it. there's a few good lines he's dropped. only thing i can think of that were interesting enough to stick was the breaking a fridge thing and the rant about people hating him.

but for sure, he's pure shit for most of his stuff.

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:51 pm
by Deltaphoenix
Dear Behndy,
I just traded for a Rusty Box. Do you love me even more?
Dingwall, Rusty Box, B3K, I am getting closer...

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:10 pm
by behndy
SOON WE WILL BE ONE.

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:22 pm
by alexa.
I.. I just realized.. I have a Rusty and I'm going for a Dingwall, a Xero, and an Elements. o_O

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqWeQNbXUlQ[/youtube]

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:26 pm
by behndy
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0[/youtube]

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:27 pm
by Chankgeez
Dear behndy,

How come you such a trend setter and how can I be one too?

Love,
Chankgeez

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:45 pm
by behndy
Chankgeez wrote:Dear behndy,

How come you such a trend setter and how can I be one too?

Love,
Chankgeez


lulz. cute ass.

real answer - live long enough and you'll accidentally do something somebody thinks is neat. silliness ENSUES.

smartass answer - so many vital tinctures and lotions. i can't get into specifics, but Scared Thai Ladyboy Sweat is a major ingredient in most of them. hence the usefulness of having a harem of them in your basement.

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:13 pm
by Jwar
jwar wrote:Sir I am in disagreement with your answer and would now like to challenge you.

How is it gay if your eyes are closed? If your eyes are closed, it is not really happening and therefore cannot be truly considered gay. Also I am of the believe that nothing is gay no matter what it is. NOTHING.


Now for the hot topics.

Why am I never happy with my gear? How can I obtain personal happiness? Also, why can't I find a career path that suits my tattooed sexy self?


Do you ever plan on having a second bass player in your band? Possibly one to stand back by the drums and just kind of nod his/her head up and down.

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:32 pm
by Chankgeez
Dear behndy,

I received a PM from from Kim Jong-un requesting me to post a thread on his behalf, the gist of which is:

Kim Jong-un wrote:What is the best fuzz for my five-megawatt nuclear powered practice amp?


What should I do?

Love,
Chankgeez

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:02 am
by Deltaphoenix
Dear Behndy,
I am pondering a few options about what to do with/to my Dingwall. If I stick with this one, I may change some of the electronics out. Mine doesn't have the 4 way pickup selector, do you find that to be a handy way to incorporate series/parallel pickup options? Do you use more than one setting?
Thanks.
Your Pal,
Deltz

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:06 am
by behndy
jwar wrote:
jwar wrote:Sir I am in disagreement with your answer and would now like to challenge you.

How is it gay if your eyes are closed? If your eyes are closed, it is not really happening and therefore cannot be truly considered gay. Also I am of the believe that nothing is gay no matter what it is. NOTHING.


Now for the hot topics.

Why am I never happy with my gear? How can I obtain personal happiness? Also, why can't I find a career path that suits my tattooed sexy self?


Do you ever plan on having a second bass player in your band? Possibly one to stand back by the drums and just kind of nod his/her head up and down.


the problem wih your assumption about the Dark Equals Hetro is the Many World Theories. there are some worlds where we as a people have squashed all Hetro Bro Fear of two guys romancing each other by making it a legal requirement punishable by death to have Boy To Boy sechsin's in anything BUT pure darkness. so, in some instances of Jwarious, it's ONLY gay when your eyes are closed.

point two - gawd. how boring would sechs be if we couldn't have SOMEthing to make people feel uncomfortable about. getting penetrated whilst protesting that you really hate having things up your bum 'cause you're not gay and don't roll like that? and digging it? dirty = GOOD.

gear -

realz - dood. you know what you need to do. band up/start making product. soon as you get into seeing results from the application of stuff, there's going to be so much less desire for new shits.

sillies - there's this little known gland that produces unmitigated want. unfortunately people with Sechsy Pron Voices have a 99% chance of having an inflamed Want Gland. leads to silly things done to get new things. as long as you're not blowing one of our fine builders on a corner for a sweet, sweet Dumble you're ok though.

Re: Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:11 am
by SPACERITUAL
Do you ever sit around staring at your testicles being freaked out by the scar down the middle? Its a scar right? From where your wombpussy welded shut when you were made a boy and not a girl or a reptile?



Corporeal life forms are fucking disgusting.