Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:42 pm
smileman... with some numbers or something?
smileman... with some numbers or something?
ilovefuzz.com
ILF4LYF
http://www.ilovefuzz.com/
If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
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smileman... with some numbers or something?
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:45 pm
Scruffie wrote:monkeydancer wrote:McSpunckle wrote:Well, if we're gonna be fucking avatars, I'm goin' with unownunown. That avatar looks ready for me.
Well I was assuming Scruffie looks like his, and he assured me he kinda sorta did, so I guess this is still on.
Well... i'm a little more white and pale than Prince and also nearer 5'11... and my hair is straight rakey brown/black...
Plus I lost all my purple velvet suits so I generally wear casual black shirts.
I can stick some chorus on and play purple rain though? Plus we're both U.K. residents, it'll atleast be a cheaper fuck than the rest. Plus i'm skinny with curves and put out. Yeah i'm pretty much Prince.
It seems like this should go well.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:51 pm
unownunown wrote:BEST NOOB 2012.
wait after ieatcats, that dude is my favorite.
Dawwww
And after that comment, I'd take unownunown's chocolate cherry. I need romancin' before I do the dirty.
And doesn't anyone want a piece of this rad stache?
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:55 pm
What rad stache? I know nothing of rad 'staches.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:03 pm
donovan for sure
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:04 pm
actually, maybe fooman. it'd be like fucking a weird doppelganger
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:08 pm
IEatCats wrote:unownunown wrote:BEST NOOB 2012.
wait after ieatcats, that dude is my favorite.
Dawwww
And after that comment, I'd take unownunown's chocolate cherry. I need romancin' before I do the dirty.
And doesn't anyone want a piece of this rad stache?
Wow, what a post.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:09 pm
Wooo, i'm getting laid! PM me your address monkeydancer... and wear a dress... I have cake, gin and roofies.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:15 pm
Scruffie wrote:Wooo, i'm getting laid! PM me your address monkeydancer... and wear a dress... I have cake, gin and roofies.
I love all of those things, see you later tonight!
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:39 pm
monkeydancer wrote:Scruffie wrote:Wooo, i'm getting laid! PM me your address monkeydancer... and wear a dress... I have cake, gin and roofies.
I love all of those things, see you later tonight!
Giggidy
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:50 pm
I WILL TRADE AVATAR SEXINS WITH MUDFUZZ
SO
FUCKING
LONELY
SO
FUCKING
LONELY
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:54 pm
If Scruffie were actually Prince, that would be the obvious choice, because Prince is the sexiest human being on the face of the planet, regardless of your sexual orientation.
Otherwise, its a pretty tough choice. I don't want to choose one of our 2 (or 3, whatever) girls, because that's just too obvious.
Mr. Hoy would be a good choice, because he'd cook me a kick-ass breakfast the next morning.
I might have to go with Behndy though, just so I can hang out with the cuddly bastard. Goddamn I wish we weren't 3000 miles away from each other man. I would totally stalk you.
Otherwise, its a pretty tough choice. I don't want to choose one of our 2 (or 3, whatever) girls, because that's just too obvious.
Mr. Hoy would be a good choice, because he'd cook me a kick-ass breakfast the next morning.
I might have to go with Behndy though, just so I can hang out with the cuddly bastard. Goddamn I wish we weren't 3000 miles away from each other man. I would totally stalk you.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:01 am
Just to try and get more hebitches in my man stable, I used to be a chef too bigchief so I could cook for you...
And I love cuddles.
And I love cuddles.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:03 am
theactionindex wrote:THE ENTIRE SHARK TANK.
Awwwww yeah.
Shark tank orgy?
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:14 am
monkeydancer wrote:What rad stache? I know nothing of rad 'staches.
This rad stache. Although, it's much smaller now.