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Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:08 am
by deadbeatriot
bob the r0bot wrote:tim wrote:I came from TGP, which I joined for their emporium/bst section. The 60 year old guys bitching about how new music sucks and young people are all assholes/have no taste got real old real fast. Couple that with the fact that everyone was lining up to suck John Mayer/Joe Bonamossa/Robben Ford's dick (or dicks) and I couldn't take it anymore. Fuck that place.
you have a home here sir
oh god. oh god not you too...
you'll never get out alive!
RUN!
RUN, MAN!
RU-
Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:09 am
by deadbeatriot
disregard that.

Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:56 am
by mathias
DuoSonicII wrote:Hey, it's crucial to have nothing but the finest uber-booteek gear that money can buy when trying to emulate music originally played by black bluesmen on cheap Harmony and Kay guitars through equally-cheap Silvertone and Supro amps.
I love vintage Supro amps

Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:06 am
by Heavy_Soul
tim wrote:I came from TGP, which I joined for their emporium/bst section. The 60 year old guys bitching about how new music sucks and young people are all assholes/have no taste got real old real fast. Couple that with the fact that everyone was lining up to suck John Mayer/Joe Bonamossa/Robben Ford's dick (or dicks) and I couldn't take it anymore. Fuck that place.
EDIT: I spent 5 minutes browsing this forum and knew I had to register. I genuinely laughed out loud on a regular basis while reading threads here and there's just a generally positive and friendly vibe.

Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:07 pm
by smallsnd/bigsnd
though i post there sometimes, this thread is correct. and awesome.
Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:32 am
by DuoSonicII
Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:10 am
by theavondon
DuoSonicII wrote:
My friend got one of these for free from a friend. All it misses is the headstock badge. He broke the shit out of the pickguard at a show recently.
Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:23 am
by Doodahman1969
Man I really need to get going on a neo xtian noise psych band
Methinks it would be a cash cow/ NON SECULAR MINGE PARADE.
You too can join the
SPIRIT OF ELIJAH.GETTIN' A RUSTY TROMBONE IN CONFESSIONAL BANGED OUT ON CHRIST DANDRUFF; AIN"T GOT NO CATHOLIC BLOCK I'M A MODERN MAN, MAN.



Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:03 pm
by Gearmond
DuoSonicII wrote:Hey, it's crucial to have nothing but the finest uber-booteek gear that money can buy when trying to emulate music originally played by black bluesmen on cheap Harmony and Kay guitars through equally-cheap Silvertone and Supro amps.
how ELSE can you sound like gear that was dirt cheap back then, and is still dirt cheap now?
Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:59 pm
by Doodahman1969
TGP DUDES: YOU REALLY WANNA CELEBRATE YAWEH??? GO TO THE CHURCH OF INNER LIGHT AND ASTRAL BODYSURF WITH THE LORD

Temple of the True Inner Light: The Temple of the True Inner Light is a temple in Manhattan which believes entheogens such as dipropyltryptamine, marijuana, LSD, mescaline, psilocybin, DMT and others to be the true God. Their Eucharist is dipropyltryptamine.

Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 3:41 am
by dubkitty
you've got to make sure to wear a polyester shirt...cotton shirts disturb the delicate crystal lattice.
Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 3:44 am
by dubkitty
y'know what i really, really want to see? a TGP dude playing Hound Dog Taylor songs on a $3000 Custom Shop Strat. i'd go buy a bottle of MD 20/20 just so i could get shit-faced and giggle at that shit.
Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 1:29 pm
by smallsnd/bigsnd
that little asian girl trips balls like every day for jesus. sweet
Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:11 pm
by dubkitty
if she gets any higher her epicanthial fold is gonna pop out.
Re: TGP Fail thread
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:55 pm
by DuoSonicII
theavondon wrote:DuoSonicII wrote:
My friend got one of these for free from a friend. All it misses is the headstock badge. He broke the shit out of the pickguard at a show recently.
One of my favorite guitar designs ever. They always seem to be either missing the headstock badge, have a cracked pickguard, or both. Those pickups can be pretty mean-sounding though.
Gearmond wrote:DuoSonicII wrote:Hey, it's crucial to have nothing but the finest uber-booteek gear that money can buy when trying to emulate music originally played by black bluesmen on cheap Harmony and Kay guitars through equally-cheap Silvertone and Supro amps.
how ELSE can you sound like gear that was dirt cheap back then, and is still dirt cheap now?
