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If you suck your own dick... should you wear a condom?

Here's a good one... if you do think sucking your own dick is gay. And IF you don't want to be gay. Would you suck your own dick in exchange for a hootie to become a blowfish and suck your dick?
Let's review.
-You think sucking your own dick is gay.
-Being gay is not really your thing.
-The person of your dreams offers to suck your dick if you can suck your own dick.
What do you do?

And before I'm accused of anything.... I'd suck my own dick regardless. Like I said in the other thread... I got an ittsy, bittsy, teanie, weaner, polka dot... PENIS. It's terrible. It looks like heffalump from Winnie the Pooh.
If I could suck my own dick I would leave the house ever less than I do now. Hootie Girls not applicable.

Is it not the difference between jacking yourself off vs jacking someone else off

fcknoise wrote:Is it not the difference between jacking yourself off vs jacking someone else off

I'm asking the questions here buddy. There's new small dicked $heriff in town. It's a matter of "what do you think?"

Actually, while I have you here. "I have something... I think it's again comes down to being an idiot. Those mini pedals... it's like my brain doesn't understand how all the tone can fit. It's more a problem with gain pedal than anything.... but with like a big muff... when I stomp on the thing my sound gets big."
LMAO Bravo.

In addendum to "while I have you here" finally finished the ILFCast you did. OMG, "Summer In My Veins"... you're descriibing a very particular period of my life (listening to that album and the whole I Am a Lake of Burning Orchids catalogue (Including various projects). Good stuff. Pretty sure I posted that in the recently necro bumped thread about harsh noise pop (I might not have). WILD!

Nevermind. I didn't initially post it. Psychic Vampire (RIP) did viewtopic.php?f=150&t=52919