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I am a master chef. I was once crowned emperor of America after a particularly good batch of baked ziti.

I'll post some recipes some time but for now I'll just leave you with a drink me and a friend of mine made up a while back.

Make this drink for a girl and I guarantee her interest in you will double, or perhaps even triple. For best results tell her you invented it.

(Not at home, and I don't know the measurements off the top of my head so I'm just going to use fractions)
In a shot glass fill 8/10 with Kahlua, 1/10 with Baileys, drop in a sliver of dark chocolate, and one raspberry/black raspberry.

Can't remember what we called it. Suggestions?

jfrey wrote:I am a master chef. I was once crowned emperor of America after a particularly good batch of baked ziti.

I'll post some recipes some time but for now I'll just leave you with a drink me and a friend of mine made up a while back.

Make this drink for a girl and I guarantee her interest in you will double, or perhaps even triple. For best results tell her you invented it.

(Not at home, and I don't know the measurements off the top of my head so I'm just going to use fractions)
In a shot glass fill 8/10 with Kahlua, 1/10 with Baileys, drop in a sliver of dark chocolate, and one raspberry/black raspberry.

Can't remember what we called it. Suggestions?

Choco-Bahluaberry

Achtane wrote:

jfrey wrote:I am a master chef. I was once crowned emperor of America after a particularly good batch of baked ziti.

I'll post some recipes some time but for now I'll just leave you with a drink me and a friend of mine made up a while back.

Make this drink for a girl and I guarantee her interest in you will double, or perhaps even triple. For best results tell her you invented it.

(Not at home, and I don't know the measurements off the top of my head so I'm just going to use fractions)
In a shot glass fill 8/10 with Kahlua, 1/10 with Baileys, drop in a sliver of dark chocolate, and one raspberry/black raspberry.

Can't remember what we called it. Suggestions?

Choco-Bahluaberry

Virgin Asshole. That's a suggestion; I'm not calling anybody names.

Tonight I made baked tilapia with sauteed veggies over white rice with a butter garlic sauce. This was pretty much entirely based on the only things in our fridge. I'll probably make this again in the future with some considerable changes. It was still pretty good though.

k, i just made portobello - parmesan waffle. THEY ARE BEYOND AMAZING AND WOULD GO GREAT WITH SOME SORT OF CREAM GRAVY. but i didn't keep track of any of the ingredient ratios, so i'm going to remake them sometime in the near future, probably with a sharp cheddar instead. i need to share this recipe with the world.

Cooking is awesome. Don't really have many recipes, I just make delicious foods.

However, whenever you fry something or whatever, use Panko breading. Find it down your local grocer's "asian" aisle. The most fucking delicious of breadings. Don't doubt me, just try it.

Chicks love it when you cook too

self raising flour + water

mix till u get dough
slice into squares

pan full o oil
fry on both sides

eat
thank me later
HAY

Adam's Panty meltin Drankz (Results not guaranteed)

Old Scratch: Adam's take on Satan's Whiskers

• Double Jigger Beef Eater or other Dry london Gin
• Single Jigger Tuaca Liqueur
(this is in place of traditional orange liqueur adding a sweeter taste from the vanilla and other aromatic notes)
• Single Jigger Martini Rosato Red Vermouth
(this is in place of standard sweet vermouth could use either)
• Half Jigger Sweetened Lime Juice (Lime Grenadine)
added to again give more citrus variety over original recipe
• 3/4 Rocks Glass Pulp-free Orange Juice
• 4-5 dashes Orange Bitters

Instructions:

Measure out Gin, Liqueurs and Swtd Lime Juice into a tumbler
Dash in Orange Bitters
Measure out Orange Juice and strain into tumbler
add ice, shake very well
strain into rocks glass
serve straight up

Floater: Root Beer Float Shot

Single Jigger of the following
• Root Beer Liqueur (black maker from Colorado is good)
• White Chocolate Liqueur (Starbucks, Godiva, Mozart etc.)
• Vanilla Vodka (Stoli or whatever your preference)
• Half and Half

Double Jigger Seltzer Water

Instructions:

Pour seltzer water into large (double) shot glasse(s)
Add all single jigger shots in a tumbler shake well w/ ice
Strain alcohol over a teaspoon into shot glass(s) to avoid mixing
Serve immediately

** Mix 3 shots work and pour in Martini glass to serve as a martini version (it'll get ya drunk)


Shark Week

Single Jigger Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum

Half Jigger Sweetened Lime Juice (Lime Grenadine)

Half Jigger Grenadine

Instructions:

Layer Grenadine, Lime Juice, and Rum in a double shot glass, Serve

Caramel Apple Martini

• Tripple Jigger of Van Gogh Dutch Caramel Vodka
• Single Jigger Vanilla Vodka of your choice
• 6oz Spiced Apple Cider
• Caramel Syrup (hershey's or the like that comes in a bottle)
• Splash of Jones Green Apple Soda

Instructions:

Mix vodkas and Cider with ice in a tumbler to chill
Drizzle Caramel Sauce over martini glass and pool a little at the bottom.
Strain contents of tumbler into martini glass taking care not to smudge up the caramel sauce artistry you just made :P
Splash a little of the jones soda in to add some color and more "apple" flavor.
Serve With one of these little guys for extra awesomeness http://hammondscandies.com/hot-cinnamon-cocoa-stirrer It's like a straw that you can eat

i'm going to try this next weekend

http://www.cedargrilling.com/

I seem to be the only person in my family (and in my larger "ILF Family") who doesn't know how to cook.
I think I posted some of my sister's recipes way back on the first or second page...maybe I shoudl scrounge around for a few more