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^why don't you call in sick?

Mild irritation at the fact that the dentists assistant was not the super-hot wet dream come true turkish girl from last time. At least she gave me something to think about while getting my teeth drilled out.

phantasmagorovich wrote:^why don't you call in sick?

Deadlines. And, just in general my work doesn't look kindly on sick days.

jfrey wrote:

phantasmagorovich wrote:^why don't you call in sick?

Deadlines. And, just in general my work doesn't look kindly on sick days.

Bäh... I hate that... Well, I'm not really working but I'm going to school and I just HATE having to go to school sick because you have an important exam ahead


Also:
I'm getting to school by train and I live in a small village- so there are mostly the same people on the train every day. However, this girl got my attention.. she's new on the train (I've been using it for 4 years now) and looks pretty... you know.. FREAKING BEAUTIFUL! She sat across from me and kept looking at me like she was interested or something Well.. problem being- I am generally introverted and have practically no self esteem... Probably because some girl told me that I am ugly as shit, fat and that I will probably die as a virgin (Well, I know that I'm chubby and I do have a lot of pimples and stuff). I didn't even know her that well.. Back to "train girl": we didn't talk at all.. now I keep seeing her every morning and always think to myself that I am stupid. She even was on my bus home today.. And again, I kept my mouth shut like an idiot... Lately I have been thinking a lot.. especially when I go to bed... you know.. just laying in bed.. waiting to sleep in-- I began to think about all the chances I've missed over the day... not only with girls.. but in general.. I'm feeling pretty down lately. It's all fine as long as I am in school with my friends and stuff but as soon as I have time to think.. I just feel down. Sad...
Sorry for the long text of pointlessness.

Well you know what you gotta do then? Stop missing out on chances.

Schlatte wrote:Also:
I'm getting to school by train and I live in a small village- so there are mostly the same people on the train every day. However, this girl got my attention.. she's new on the train (I've been using it for 4 years now) and looks pretty... you know.. FREAKING BEAUTIFUL! She sat across from me and kept looking at me like she was interested or something Well.. problem being- I am generally introverted and have practically no self esteem... Probably because some girl told me that I am ugly as shit, fat and that I will probably die as a virgin (Well, I know that I'm chubby and I do have a lot of pimples and stuff). I didn't even know her that well.. Back to "train girl": we didn't talk at all.. now I keep seeing her every morning and always think to myself that I am stupid. She even was on my bus home today.. And again, I kept my mouth shut like an idiot... Lately I have been thinking a lot.. especially when I go to bed... you know.. just laying in bed.. waiting to sleep in-- I began to think about all the chances I've missed over the day... not only with girls.. but in general.. I'm feeling pretty down lately. It's all fine as long as I am in school with my friends and stuff but as soon as I have time to think.. I just feel down. Sad...
Sorry for the long text of pointlessness.

You should try talking to her. Just start a conversation, there's nothing to lose. It doesn't have to be about anything in particular, plus even if it doesn't lead to anything, you will have gotten some experience and shown yourself that it's not a big deal. People appreciate having someone to talk to on boring rides like that. There's no "too late" to talk.
Try not to worry about what it might lead to or how she might think of you, just perform an exercise in not giving a fuck. She's not gonna be all "EWWW HE TALKED TO MEEEEEEE!!". It's not like you're some creepy homeless dude reaching into your pants while saying "YOU HAVE NICE COLLAR BONES..." or something.

At least I hope not

Achtane wrote: reaching into your pants while saying "YOU HAVE NICE COLLAR BONES..."

I'm totally trying that.

bigchiefbc wrote:

Achtane wrote: reaching into your pants while saying "YOU HAVE NICE COLLAR BONES..."

I'm totally trying that.

Works all the time, dude. It's an advanced technique though, he shouldn't be trying to master it yet.

bigchiefbc wrote:

Achtane wrote: reaching into your pants while saying "YOU HAVE NICE COLLAR BONES..."

I'm totally trying that.

I just laughed my ass off.. that made my day

You know.. I just think it's going to be weird to just randomly start talking... meh.. we will see... maybe she's on the train again tomorrow.. I promise I'll try to start a conversation. Thanks for the tips guys

Edit: Just to make things clear: I'm not a creepy homeless guy... and I'm definitely not going to reach in my pants.

Hire a guy to mug her, then beat him up.

And I mean, like, REALLY beat the shit out of him. And let him go to jail for the mugging.

Then she'll know how badass you are. You don't give a FUCK.

I'm all phlegmey

McSpunckle wrote:Hire a guy to mug her, then beat him up.

And I mean, like, REALLY beat the shit out of him. And let him go to jail for the mugging.

Then she'll know how badass you are. You don't give a FUCK.

There goes the other problem... idk if she's single or not...

I hate like 90% of my friends.

Schlatte wrote:

bigchiefbc wrote:

Achtane wrote: reaching into your pants while saying "YOU HAVE NICE COLLAR BONES..."

I'm totally trying that.

I just laughed my ass off.. that made my day

You know.. I just think it's going to be weird to just randomly start talking... meh.. we will see... maybe she's on the train again tomorrow.. I promise I'll try to start a conversation. Thanks for the tips guys

Edit: Just to make things clear: I'm not a creepy homeless guy... and I'm definitely not going to reach in my pants.

Go big or go home, dude. What's the worst that could happen?

Idk... maybe an angry boyfriend who beats the shit out of me? Meh.. I'm probably overthinking the whole story.. we'll see how it goes...