Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[Strange Tales]

My friend had a fleshlight. The site of him pulling out of the dishwasher all clean was enough to dissuade me from fleshlights forever.

[actual]

FLESHLIGHT PARTY TONIGHT

[actual]

[MEC]

on a more serious note anyone ever owned a fleshlight? or thinking about it?

I have a story from today, actually.

This morning, my gf threw a bubble mailer onto the bed with "I got you a present!"
I opened it and another mailer fell out, this one labeled "merma...asturbator".
The object inside was kinda heavy. I looked at her. Then, i gathered my courage, ripped it open and came face to face with this horror.

NSFW: show

https://www.amazon.com/SHEQU-Masturbator-Mermaid-Pocket-Masturbation/dp/B01HBA5GM8

We both cracked the fuck up. This is a thing. Someone designed this. A factory somewhere in China is just chock full of these. Wow.

So later in the afternoon, we did a thing. A good time is had by all. We're laying there, and she suddenly gets up and goes to the drawer. And pulls out...the fish.
A mixture of fear and morbid curiosity coursed through me. I was not prepared, but then, who would be?

Next thing I knew, I was balls deep in a rubber fish. Paralyzed. I didn't know what to do. There was a peculiar and overwhelming sense of shame to this act, like a full-body version of when you're jerking it and get some jizz on your hand. And yet, a streak of novelty as well. I was laying there while she fucked me with this...this hellspawn oceanic. Wait, am I being raped?! This is weird!

I thought that it would be amusing to mount it on the wall like those stupid singing bass.
Then, I made up my mind. I steeled my will.
I've done a lot of depraved shit. And now I'm gonna come in a fish.
It took a lot to avoid laughing or crying, and it was hard to finish. All I could think about was what if I die like this?
But we prevailed.
She is a very special girl.

You should cut and paste this as a "Amazon Verified Purchase" review.

[Inconuucl]

on a more serious note anyone ever owned a fleshlight? or thinking about it?

I have a story from today, actually.

This morning, my gf threw a bubble mailer onto the bed with "I got you a present!"
I opened it and another mailer fell out, this one labeled "merma...asturbator".
The object inside was kinda heavy. I looked at her. Then, i gathered my courage, ripped it open and came face to face with this horror.

NSFW: show

https://www.amazon.com/SHEQU-Masturbator-Mermaid-Pocket-Masturbation/dp/B01HBA5GM8

We both cracked the fuck up. This is a thing. Someone designed this. A factory somewhere in China is just chock full of these. Wow.

So later in the afternoon, we did a thing. A good time is had by all. We're laying there, and she suddenly gets up and goes to the drawer. And pulls out...the fish.
A mixture of fear and morbid curiosity coursed through me. I was not prepared, but then, who would be?

Next thing I knew, I was balls deep in a rubber fish. Paralyzed. I didn't know what to do. There was a peculiar and overwhelming sense of shame to this act, like a full-body version of when you're jerking it and get some jizz on your hand. And yet, a streak of novelty as well. I was laying there while she fucked me with this...this hellspawn oceanic. Wait, am I being raped?! This is weird!

I thought that it would be amusing to mount it on the wall like those stupid singing bass.
Then, I made up my mind. I steeled my will.
I've done a lot of depraved shit. And now I'm gonna come in a fish.
It took a lot to avoid laughing or crying, and it was hard to finish. All I could think about was what if I die like this?
But we prevailed.
She is a very special girl.

You should cut and paste this as a "Amazon Verified Purchase" review.

Welp, there goes my Amazon browsing history.

[Faldoe]

Interesting direction things are going.

I'm looking into get a cock ring. Anyone ever use one? I was thinking of getting a few and putting them all on at once. Kind of like stacking dirt pedals.

[odontophobia]

this thread has taken some turns.

[D.o.S.]

Interesting direction things are going.

I'm looking into get a cock ring. Anyone ever use one? I was thinking of getting a few and putting them all on at once. Kind of like stacking dirt pedals.

Achtane to the rescue!

[JonnyAngle]

My wife once told me to get a butt plug because she thought it would stop me from farting

[Inconuucl]

My wife once told me to get a butt plug because she thought it would stop me from farting

But then your ass will explode. Not worth it.

[neonblack]

She was totally testing the waters dude. Next thing you know, it's "let me wear this strapon. For your prostate health."

[popvulture]

My wife once told me to get a butt plug because she thought it would stop me from farting

[snipelfritz]

My wife once told me to get a butt plug because she thought it would stop me from farting

But then your ass will explode. Not worth it.

It's like holding your nose when you sneeze. It scares me.

[Iommic Pope]

She was totally testing the waters dude. Next thing you know, it's "let me wear this strapon. For your prostate health."

Werd.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfu_gfPBPWc[/youtube]

[D.o.S.]

Easy way to test that:
http://reductress.com/post/books-to-kee ... utt-stuff/