ILF Secret Santa 2015 - No gift yet? Email me!
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- neonblack
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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2015 (GET TO STALKIN)
Really, this is all a ruse. All anyone's getting is coal and an 8x10 of Jwar.
Adam bomb.
The Adam Smasher.
Givin me a Hart-on.
Adam bomb.
The Adam Smasher.
Givin me a Hart-on.
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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2015 (GET TO STALKIN)
PEDAL ACQUIRED.
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Not really, but bae is getting the hookup.
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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2015 (ASSIGNMENTS COMING SOON)
For the first time in three years I got my assignment in the first round of emails! The last two years they were too embarrassed to admit it was about the "don't be an asshole" requirement, so they let me in. But this is just completely negligent.neonblack wrote:All assignments should be out! Happy hunting!
D.o.S. wrote:Broadly speaking, if we at ILF are dropping 300 bucks on a pedal it probably sounds like an SNES holocaust.
friendship wrote:death to false bleep-blop
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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2015 (GET TO STALKIN)
I could not be more excited for who I got!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah!!! I know EXACTLY without any stalking what to get this person. I know them very well and know what they love. We've had lots of discussions.
Heh. I have big plans. I'm seriously going all out on this one. Like maybe stupidly so. They deserve it more than anyone I know.

Heh. I have big plans. I'm seriously going all out on this one. Like maybe stupidly so. They deserve it more than anyone I know.
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".
-JWAR
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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2015 (GET TO STALKIN)
Jwar is sending Behndy a box of tentacle dildos modeled after him. Called it.
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murrrrr he cute and all but too many muscleseses for my taste. i can play bottom for a bit but i'm'a need to have the option of ROUGH. ACTION. CONTROL.
or sumphin'.
i'm super butts excited about mines too. i know him/her/it a bit, but MORE LEARNING AHOY.
or sumphin'.
i'm super butts excited about mines too. i know him/her/it a bit, but MORE LEARNING AHOY.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2015 (GET TO STALKIN)
I'm pretty excited, I had a wild idea as soon as I saw who it is and after stalking all the posts my idea was confermed!
It the little things this year that will be super fun to put together!
It the little things this year that will be super fun to put together!

aen wrote:Or I'll just use fuzz. Then Ill sound cool regardless.
Achtane wrote:Well, volcanoes are pretty fuckin' cool. Like I guess lava flows are doomy. Slow and still able to to melt your eardrums.
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Oh god I have such plans....
Beware, for this year the spirit of Christmas is coming.... For You!
Beware, for this year the spirit of Christmas is coming.... For You!
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First gift bought.
So when can I ship?
No seriously. What's the earliest?
So when can I ship?

No seriously. What's the earliest?
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".
-JWAR
-JWAR

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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2015 (GET TO STALKIN)
Someone else asked me this earlier in an email. I think it's your call from here on how you wanna do it. Return address might give it away if you're trying to stay secret.
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I'm going to try to wait for post thanksgiving,
I don't want my stalkee to have to stare at a wrapped gift for over a month and I don't want anyone to feel guilty for opening crazy early.
I don't want my stalkee to have to stare at a wrapped gift for over a month and I don't want anyone to feel guilty for opening crazy early.

aen wrote:Or I'll just use fuzz. Then Ill sound cool regardless.
Achtane wrote:Well, volcanoes are pretty fuckin' cool. Like I guess lava flows are doomy. Slow and still able to to melt your eardrums.
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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2015 (GET TO STALKIN)
jwar can you etch me a flesh light nothing too pretty tho i still want to be able to focus
i'm glad i can call you a friend. even if i'll never see you again


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Next two items bought!!!!!!
LOL

"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".
-JWAR
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Case is fucking iiiiiiiiin