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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:49 am
by $harkToootth
Did anyone see Dan Flores on Joe Rogan? Absolutely fascinating about coyotes.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:11 pm
by resincum
well one time I was working at BJ's and this bombshell server asked for my number, like just totally out of my league, and we finally get to the point of doing the deed and WHAT DO YA KNOW.... my cock don't wanna work. it was intimidated or someshit..she gave me a few more chances and I finally prevailed but MANNNN that was a seriously depressing/confusing few weeks for me.
moral of the story: keep your chin up
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:57 pm
by Invisible Man
resincum wrote:moral of the story: keep your chin(?????) up
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:04 pm
by $harkToootth
resincum wrote:well one time I was working at BJ's and this bombshell server asked for my number, like just totally out of my league, and we finally get to the point of doing the deed and WHAT DO YA KNOW.... my cock don't wanna work. it was intimidated or someshit..she gave me a few more chances and I finally prevailed but MANNNN that was a seriously depressing/confusing few weeks for me.
moral of the story: keep your chin up
I find myself repeating to people "time and biology are generally not in your favor"
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:24 pm
by Strange Tales
Yea, time and biology lead to my parents having sex and now here I am.
Go suck a fuck, human biology.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:37 pm
by $harkToootth
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:05 pm
by actual
Yeah, I don't think that was it. If it was, it was diluted by a bunch of other shit.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:22 pm
by BitchPudding
actualidiot wrote:Yeah, I don't think that was it. If it was, it was diluted by a bunch of other shit.
Dude literally said if shes walking around with ripped clothes, shes asking for it. No way around that bs.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:30 pm
by actual
At least the dick is on hiatus now.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:10 pm
by popvulture
actualidiot wrote:At least the dick is on hiatus now.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:13 pm
by Chankgeez
MY DICK HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:00 pm
by imJonWain
Achtane wrote:
She is a very special girl.
That's amazing.
I found myself today at work humming/singing "six pack" by black flag to myself except i replaced the word sixpack with fleshlight
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:06 pm
by Chankgeez
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fatP7thewQM[/youtube]
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:09 pm
by actual
When you get a fleshlight in you, alright?
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:11 pm
by actual
Fleshlight's got a hold of me! Fleshlight, gotta break free!! Fleshlight's got a hold of me, fleshlight's gonna kill me!!
