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Did anyone see Dan Flores on Joe Rogan? Absolutely fascinating about coyotes.
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well one time I was working at BJ's and this bombshell server asked for my number, like just totally out of my league, and we finally get to the point of doing the deed and WHAT DO YA KNOW.... my cock don't wanna work. it was intimidated or someshit..she gave me a few more chances and I finally prevailed but MANNNN that was a seriously depressing/confusing few weeks for me.


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resincum wrote:moral of the story: keep your chin(?????) up
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resincum wrote:well one time I was working at BJ's and this bombshell server asked for my number, like just totally out of my league, and we finally get to the point of doing the deed and WHAT DO YA KNOW.... my cock don't wanna work. it was intimidated or someshit..she gave me a few more chances and I finally prevailed but MANNNN that was a seriously depressing/confusing few weeks for me.


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Yea, time and biology lead to my parents having sex and now here I am.

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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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Yeah, I don't think that was it. If it was, it was diluted by a bunch of other shit.
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actualidiot wrote:Yeah, I don't think that was it. If it was, it was diluted by a bunch of other shit.
Dude literally said if shes walking around with ripped clothes, shes asking for it. No way around that bs.
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At least the dick is on hiatus now.
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actualidiot wrote:At least the dick is on hiatus now.
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MY DICK HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fatP7thewQM[/youtube]
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When you get a fleshlight in you, alright?
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Fleshlight's got a hold of me! Fleshlight, gotta break free!! Fleshlight's got a hold of me, fleshlight's gonna kill me!!
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