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lol.

"just saying....... me and rodents go way back homie. i had this squirrel that used to lick peanut butter off of my girl..... it was like an Animal Planet Threeway....... wait. did i just share too much?"

the Booty Puckerin's are actually a little endearing to me, but it looks like it's only showing up where you have the (whatever you're using as a) sealant for the graphic, so i might be a bit worried that over time that might be a problem? thanks for the offer! as always, you tha man.

erUkusu - well, my order was "manually entered" or "oops we're a bunch of fuck ups what excuse sounds plausible at this stage", my page never updated, and my mail man almost got raped. lulz. i..... was laying down for a nap, which is NUDE TIME, answered the door with just a small towel clutched over my man bits, hoping it was some Nocturnaphobic Trick Or Treaters or Jehovie's i could scare away, almost lost my handhold on the towel when i saw the oversized box. so....... yeah. think he's gonna..... just leave stuff....... on the porch from now on..........

now, NOISE.

LONESOME COWBOY PENIS... speaking at ya!!!

Holy Schnikes wrote:Your email will now blow the fuck up with those seeking to disassemble that Poly army, rodent buttholes be damned!

Or someone can just send one my way...

illfuckingkillyouall

magiclawnchair wrote:LONESOME COWBOY PENIS... speaking at ya!!!

NICE! Anyone see the Han Solo Penis on the ss/bs FB page? Soooo good.

Solo Cock is awesome.

mine's has gone fishin'.

magiclawnchair wrote:LONESOME COWBOY PENIS... speaking at ya!!!

REEKIN' ATCHA!

PS:

As good as it gets!

I'm holding out and hoping I get lucky and get the mortal kombat one. maybe that's why mine's taking so long..they're taking the time to find it for me! ...ha

gah. the Han........ so........ so PURPLE.



oh yeah. you're thinking about that dood's junk now aren't you. and whether he raped the Kool Aid Man or not. oh NOOOOOOOOOOO.

behndy wrote:gah. the Han........ so........ so PURPLE.



oh yeah. you're thinking about that dood's junk now aren't you. and whether he raped the Kool Aid Man or not. oh NOOOOOOOOOOO.

Peter Han, LOL!

lulz. yep. that guy is a fucking G.

man. wore myself out playing with the Poly. so much good crammed in that giant box. Sleep Time Is GO.

behndy wrote:lulz. yep. that guy is a fucking G.

man. wore myself out playing with the Poly. so much good crammed in that giant box. Sleep Time Is GO.

Word behndy. WORD!

Poly came today!!! Stupid rodent buttholes BUT no weiner...got a fucking black ant :l I wanted cock! But the pedal sounds insane. I thought there'd be some crossover with it and the blarg, but not really, this is a totally different beast. So so good.

behndy wrote:lulz. yep. that guy is a fucking G.

man. wore myself out playing with the Poly. so much good crammed in that giant box. Sleep Time Is GO.

Demo?

they're arriving internationally before mine! :whine:

i actually submitted a second complaint to Topspin, because they haven't responded to the old thread of them in a WEEK now, and I saw that they merged my new complaint with the old complaint thread. So, they KNOW I'm hounding them, and they're refusing to reply with anything.

KILL. EVERYONE.