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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:43 am
by Officer Bukowski
I thought I saw a ghost so I asked it to kill me but not take me to hell.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:39 am
by IEatCats
Waterpilot wrote:IEatCats wrote:I just want to feel like everything is going to be okay. I guess that's why I've been drinking and staying out with friends all night recently. If I keep busy or intoxicated, then I'm not worrying about the fact that I'm losing the last shred of stability my life has.
I'm trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to do to get to my goals, but I don't have anyone that I look up to, and I don't have anyone I can ask for help.
Last night I walked across town and sat in a park. I didn't have anyone I could talk to, so I just sat in the dark thinking about how, maybe just in that moment, I was completely alone in the world.
I wish I had someone to take care of me, just for a day. My relationship is strained, and I can't even go to her for that. I just want someone to tell me that everything is going to be okay, and mean it. I don't want to lose this girl, and I feel so lost while trying to fix the problems we're having.
Keeping busy is good, keeping intoxicated... Not so much. Stability is an illusion. Nothing is ever stable and everything has the ability to crumble at any moment. Don't sweat that stuff man. Besides, it's never about falling down it's about how many times you get back up. It'll be ok man. And when you're in a park, alone, at night... Beware of dudes that eat bath salts.
Ugh. I know. Its dumb, because it doesn't even change anything. I guess it's just something else for my mind to focus on. I need to stop that shit. It's not a good habit to get caught in.
Life sucks sometimes.
I'm starting to really figure shit out, though. I talked to Kate for a bit today and apologized for being so selfish about the way that I've been living. I told her that I'm trying to figure things out, and she can either believe me and we can work past it, or she can not and I can just show her.
Hopefully I can get my sit together.
And thanks Behndy.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:38 pm
by Waterpilot
IEatCats wrote:Ugh. I know. Its dumb, because it doesn't even change anything. I guess it's just something else for my mind to focus on. I need to stop that shit. It's not a good habit to get caught in.
Life sucks sometimes.
Somthing else to focus on just makes you feel guilty later for not focusing on what you should be. And yes it does... But it also allows you to recognize the good times and just makes 'em that much better.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:56 pm
by jfrey
Haki wrote:Burping is awesome, stop living in Egypt.
Stop burping, cut your hair, shave your face, and get a job.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:17 pm
by IEatCats
I may have found the secret to multiple male orgasms. Only after further research will I be able to tell for sure.
I'll be sure to report on my discoveries.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:33 pm
by Achtane
IEatCats wrote:I may have found the secret to multiple male orgasms. Only after further research will I be able to tell for sure.
I'll be sure to report on my discoveries.
This is my superpower. I discovered it at the age of 11.
Maybe I should enter one of those jack-a-thons...
I bet I could even beat that Japanese dude who "practices" for an hour each morning.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:46 pm
by IEatCats
Achtane wrote:IEatCats wrote:I may have found the secret to multiple male orgasms. Only after further research will I be able to tell for sure.
I'll be sure to report on my discoveries.
This is my superpower. I discovered it at the age of 11.
Maybe I should enter one of those jack-a-thons...
I bet I could even beat that Japanese dude who "practices" for an hour each morning.
Tell me of your ways. I read that clenching a well developed PC before ejaculating, but during orgasm can give you up to 6, if you time it right.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:19 am
by Achtane
IEatCats wrote:Achtane wrote:IEatCats wrote:I may have found the secret to multiple male orgasms. Only after further research will I be able to tell for sure.
I'll be sure to report on my discoveries.
This is my superpower. I discovered it at the age of 11.
Maybe I should enter one of those jack-a-thons...
I bet I could even beat that Japanese dude who "practices" for an hour each morning.
Tell me of your ways. I read that clenching a well developed PC before ejaculating, but during orgasm can give you up to 6, if you time it right.
Yeah, I've read that too.
I dunno, I don't use any particular technique or do kegel exercises or anything like that. From the first time on, it was always "shit, I'm doing that again" and that was that
after 6 or 7 or 8 it gets kinda boring thoughTry the "edging" thing, maybe, if only because it FEELS GOOD MAN.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:05 am
by IEatCats
Achtane wrote:IEatCats wrote:Achtane wrote:IEatCats wrote:I may have found the secret to multiple male orgasms. Only after further research will I be able to tell for sure.
I'll be sure to report on my discoveries.
This is my superpower. I discovered it at the age of 11.
Maybe I should enter one of those jack-a-thons...
I bet I could even beat that Japanese dude who "practices" for an hour each morning.
Tell me of your ways. I read that clenching a well developed PC before ejaculating, but during orgasm can give you up to 6, if you time it right.
Yeah, I've read that too.
I dunno, I don't use any particular technique or do kegel exercises or anything like that. From the first time on, it was always "shit, I'm doing that again" and that was that
after 6 or 7 or 8 it gets kinda boring thoughTry the "edging" thing, maybe, if only because it FEELS GOOD MAN.
It just happens? You lucky bastard. I've been after that for years now. Pretty much since I figure out how to work that shit. I tried the PC thing and It didn't work for me. I WILL PERSEVERE.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:35 am
by theavondon
One and done, that's my motto. She can have as many as she wants. Also, NSFW these nuts
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:16 am
by alexa.
I can pretty much control my ejaculation with my PC, but it doesn't really feel like an orgasm. Feels good but I don't know. I feel like I'm missing out on sth
Also, wth is 'edging?'
nsfw party lol
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:18 pm
by DanToneMachine
Boy Meets World is my favorite show
My favorite Dinosaur Jr. album is Dinosaur
This is my first post..
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:26 pm
by excane
theavondon wrote:One and done, that's my motto. She can have as many as she wants.
Amen.
Why do women fake orgasms?
They think we care.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:44 pm
by IEatCats
DanToneMachine wrote:Boy Meets World is my favorite show
My favorite Dinosaur Jr. album is Dinosaur
This is my first post..
Let's be friends.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:22 pm
by Achtane
alexa. wrote:I can pretty much control my ejaculation with my PC, but it doesn't really feel like an orgasm. Feels good but I don't know. I feel like I'm missing out on sth
Also, wth is 'edging?'
nsfw party lol
For me it's more like I have no refractory period. So I don't know if that's the same definition as "multiple orgasm" because...uhh, everything happens, I can just do it as much as I want. Whatever.
Man this thread is gettin' mighty creepy