The Confessions Thread

[the_carl]

Sometimes when I'm eating an apple I'll bite through it too hard, punch myself in the nose with the apple, and get a nosebleed.

[spacelordmother]

The sound of someone eating an apple makes me blind with fury.

[futuresailors]

The sound of someone eating me blind with fury.

[behndy]

i can't stand smacking noises when people eat and it makes me want to strangle kittens when people burp casually and don't say excuse me. i guess outside of sex stuff i don't really want to hear body noises. i want everybody to be a silent running machine that occasionally pushes air out to form words if the conversation is interesting enough to justify the decibles.

...... and both my bandmates do a combination of those two things. but i don't want to be a swishy annoying prude so i havna brought it up. it's at tolerable levels right now.

[Achtane]

Yeah, drives me insane too.
One of my friend's friends will occasionally join us in voicechat to play a game and he's always eating into the microphone.
USE PUSH-TO-TALK, MOTHERFUCKER
I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRUCK

[behndy]

guh. HATE that muffled talking sound where somebody has a face full of food and keeps yammering away.

but we all get along really well, rarely eat around each other, and are still kinda new introducees. so..... if we start en ding up at the same food places after/before/during gigs and stuff i'll bring it up eventually. one of those occasional annoyances that i don't want to blow up into a big thing/oh look Ben's a DICK kinda thing right now.

[behndy]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!?

i'm such a mixture of complete comfort with horrible, disgusting things and elegant, lady-like prissiness about slight offenses.

how UNCOUTH suh.

[behndy]

i don't have tv pumped into my house so the Starburst Commercial part of that analogy is lost on me, but the rest makes me love you.

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

Dude, you fancy! I just like Spagetti-Os in general. Shit's good, man.

only gargoyle's spaghettos in mah tummy

[Haki]

Burping is awesome, stop living in Egypt.

[IEatCats]

I just want to feel like everything is going to be okay. I guess that's why I've been drinking and staying out with friends all night recently. If I keep busy or intoxicated, then I'm not worrying about the fact that I'm losing the last shred of stability my life has.

I'm trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to do to get to my goals, but I don't have anyone that I look up to, and I don't have anyone I can ask for help.

Last night I walked across town and sat in a park. I didn't have anyone I could talk to, so I just sat in the dark thinking about how, maybe just in that moment, I was completely alone in the world.

I wish I had someone to take care of me, just for a day. My relationship is strained, and I can't even go to her for that. I just want someone to tell me that everything is going to be okay, and mean it. I don't want to lose this girl, and I feel so lost while trying to fix the problems we're having.

[behndy]

Burping is awesome, stop living in Egypt.

it's just so..... grody and uncivilized.

DO NOT WANT.

Catsy - if chu lived out here i'd give you som ehot chocolate, wrap you up in a blanket and give you SUCH a cuddling. a cuddling the likes of which have not been seen since the days of Amish Cleopatra.

CUDDLES.

[Waterpilot]

I just want to feel like everything is going to be okay. I guess that's why I've been drinking and staying out with friends all night recently. If I keep busy or intoxicated, then I'm not worrying about the fact that I'm losing the last shred of stability my life has.

I'm trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to do to get to my goals, but I don't have anyone that I look up to, and I don't have anyone I can ask for help.

Last night I walked across town and sat in a park. I didn't have anyone I could talk to, so I just sat in the dark thinking about how, maybe just in that moment, I was completely alone in the world.

I wish I had someone to take care of me, just for a day. My relationship is strained, and I can't even go to her for that. I just want someone to tell me that everything is going to be okay, and mean it. I don't want to lose this girl, and I feel so lost while trying to fix the problems we're having.

Keeping busy is good, keeping intoxicated... Not so much. Stability is an illusion. Nothing is ever stable and everything has the ability to crumble at any moment. Don't sweat that stuff man. Besides, it's never about falling down it's about how many times you get back up. It'll be ok man. And when you're in a park, alone, at night... Beware of dudes that eat bath salts.

[futuresailors]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBb5v1sJhuU[/youtube]

[snipelfritz]

Eating noisily is just being an inept human, but I loooooove burping.

I've made saying words with my burps into an artform. Best word to say (but you gotta wait for a good burp, just can't waste it) is "Werewolf".