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Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:42 pm
by behndy
meh. give'em a taste of the good life before they even get out here.

SQUISH.

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:59 pm
by warwick.hoy
Dude,...being a fetus IS the good life, free room and board,...free nourishment,....nice and warm and cuddly in that amniotic fluid.

Soon as you exit the birth canal it's all downhill. Sure it may start out all beer and skittles,....but soon enough people start placing all these expectations on you.

Oh look he made a spit bubble,....when is going to start forming well thought out and thoroughly researched paragraphs and essays. When is he going to be captain of the football team,....when is going to be valedictorian at Yale (you dummy that's not how you spell ya'll). When is he gonna become a successful investment banker. When is he gonna evict his first poor person. When is he gonna put me into an a kush a pricey old folks home so I can have free room and board,...free nourishment and be all cozy in a puddle of my own fluids.

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:03 pm
by Schlatte
warwick.hoy wrote:...so I can have free room and board,...free nourishment and be all cozy in a puddle of my own fluids.


It all goes back to the roots...

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:10 pm
by warwick.hoy
Yup,...you are born,....you crap you pants,...you live your life,...you crap you pants,....you die.

The cycle of life my friend.

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:21 pm
by behndy
i just hope since i got some pussy on the way INTO this life, i'll be getting some on the way OUT.

don't judge me. i was only just born. didna know that mom pussy was to be avoided.

one of the most uncomfortable lines in hip hop?

"you sucked my pussy when you came out, don't ever talk back. i handed ya life and I'll snatch it back."

WOOF.

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:47 pm
by My name is Mudd
warwick.hoy wrote:Dude,...being a fetus IS the good life, free room and board,...free nourishment,....nice and warm and cuddly in that amniotic fluid...

"...writing his name on the wall...I tried to get my wife to swallow a ball, so he'd have something to do in there..."

- Bill Cosby

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:52 pm
by warwick.hoy
My name is Mudd wrote:
warwick.hoy wrote:Dude,...being a fetus IS the good life, free room and board,...free nourishment,....nice and warm and cuddly in that amniotic fluid...

"...writing his name on the wall...I tried to get my wife to swallow a ball, so he'd have something to do in there..."

- Bill Cosby


I think I've heard that bit before. Folks had a few Cosby records that I'd listen too when I was a youngster.

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:26 pm
by Tigerbass
We used to listen to "Why is there air?" all the time when I was a teeneager. Cosby had some funny shit! :lol:

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:53 pm
by Achtane
Already got a '74 TELECASTER Bass...not a "Tele Bass". Still putting it back together after stripping it to natural.

And it's not a "P-Bass" or a "J-Bass" they're Precision or Jazz.

So put the picks away and start doing it right...that means fingers, and please use the proper terminology.


GET FFFFUUUUUUUUUCKED

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:05 am
by behndy
that's just Olsen Kitty Fucking levels of douchery.

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:34 am
by bigchiefbc
Achtane wrote:
Already got a '74 TELECASTER Bass...not a "Tele Bass". Still putting it back together after stripping it to natural.

And it's not a "P-Bass" or a "J-Bass" they're Precision or Jazz.

So put the picks away and start doing it right...that means fingers, and please use the proper terminology.


GET FFFFUUUUUUUUUCKED


Holy fuck, link please.

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:50 am
by theavondon
Achtane wrote:
Already got a '74 TELECASTER Bass...not a "Tele Bass". Still putting it back together after stripping it to natural.

And it's not a "P-Bass" or a "J-Bass" they're Precision or Jazz.

So put the picks away and start doing it right...that means fingers, and please use the proper terminology.


GET FFFFUUUUUUUUUCKED

SOO FUCKING FUCKED FUCKKKKKKKKK

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:57 am
by DuoSonicII
theavondon wrote:
Achtane wrote:
Already got a '74 TELECASTER Bass...not a "Tele Bass". Still putting it back together after stripping it to natural.

And it's not a "P-Bass" or a "J-Bass" they're Precision or Jazz.

So put the picks away and start doing it right...that means fingers, and please use the proper terminology.


GET FFFFUUUUUUUUUCKED

SOO FUCKING FUCKED FUCKKKKKKKKK

Seriously, where is this located? If that guy's not joking, it's time for an internet beatdown.

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:36 am
by warwick.hoy
Yes,...we need to give Donny the opportunity to get permab&,. LINK THAT SHIT YO. Don't forget to be incredibly incendiary and also call that Tber things like Christian/Republican FVCK and say that the only dick he wants to suck is Jesus' and shit like that. Remember that TB PHP VBB software autocensors so if you want to type out cuss words,...use leet speak.

Sh!t
Fvck
Damn

Re: Behndy's Waffle House (Talkbass and Waffles)

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:46 pm
by Achtane
I think it was in a thread about '51 P reissues...I'll see if I can find it sometime.
I delete my history manually every night, it's a learned habit from the glorious days of porn surfing via Google Images.

No wait...I found it:
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f8/new-fe ... st11569782