ilovefuzz.com

-My house is da bomb so have fun
-good luck finding my resume on Linkdein LOL. I'm a personal trainer bro! Fuck that noise.
-if you can find a picture of me there please share it. lol
-all data is sealed. heh
-I welcome this
-again I welcome this


Wait are you stalking me yet?

Do you realize that if you get me as a Satan, all you are getting are dildos, pictures of you with photoshopped dildos, and colorful socks?

Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you realize that if you get me as a Satan, all you are getting are dildos, pictures of you with dildos and colorful socks?

And I'll love them forever.

Disarm D'arcy wrote: and colorful socks?

With dildos on them? Or just dicks?

Been looking forward to this time of year, man it comes around fast! Here's to ILFSS15!

I'm going to be like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the second half of the first Predator movie. I'm gonna cover myself in mud and make little traps for you in the trees.

Also, link to the wish list thread: viewtopic.php?f=149&t=48970

jwar wrote:

Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you realize that if you get me as a Satan, all you are getting are dildos, pictures of you with dildos and colorful socks?

And I'll love them forever.

Forever sounds like a long time to have a dildo in your butt.

This reminds me of the time I had a girlfriend. Who I got together with because of my stalking abilities. I'm just warning my secret santée that he/she might fall in love with me.

We're all already in love with you, honey.

Especially if you're a talking cat.

Alright fuckers, let the stalking begin!!!!

Assignment is in

Is it weird to be reading everyone's wishlists? Because I am.

Wahoo! It's ON!

Yessss. Currently watching my stalkee's band on the interwebs.