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Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:22 pm
by Jwar
On ILF I can say the following and not get in trouble.

Bitch tits
Fuck faced fucker
Cum sack
Dildo eating butt nugget
Cunt face (although the C word isn't nice, but my step father is Scottish, so I think I get a pass...)
Dick licker
You mom has a penis
Power bottom
Eat shit and die you fucking fucks
My boner
PENIS

And many, many other penis related things.

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:23 pm
by Chankgeez
Chankgeez wrote:
Curious to hear what you think those "36 rules" are, shuman.

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:26 pm
by D.o.S.
One rule for each chamber of Shaolin.

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:29 pm
by nshuman
Chankgeez wrote:I think there's probably a middle ground somewhere.

I've said this before, ILF can sometimes have a tendency to be more than a little clannish.

Curious to hear what you think those "36 rules" are, shuman.
Well, the rules are what I pointed out already.

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:30 pm
by Chankgeez
D.o.S. wrote:One rule for each chamber of Shaolin.
:erm: Yeah, but what are they? :snax:

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:38 pm
by Somnambulance
Fuck puddle

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:41 pm
by nshuman
"Pedals are toys and you don't..." Go fuck yourself.


I could have used that many times.

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:42 pm
by aetheriac
Jizz licking asshats

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:43 pm
by Somnambulance
nshuman wrote:"Pedals are toys and you don't..." Go fuck yourself.


I could have used that many times.
SHIT DICK NOZZLE OF DOOM


Man this is cathartic

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:43 pm
by aetheriac
am I an ILF'er yet?

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:46 pm
by nshuman
Bo Bandy loves switches.

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:47 pm
by comesect2.0
you got to take a one spot, and snake a daisy chain into your ass hole...plug it in, and if you survive...maybe.

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:48 pm
by nshuman
Low voltage and low current. Unless the transformer fails and somehow lets AC through, you'd be fine. Pretty lame test.

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:49 pm
by Somnambulance
comesect2.0 wrote:you got to take a one spot, and snake a daisy chain into your ass hole...plug it in, and if you survive...maybe.
I do this but into my dick hole like a sounder. 1000 times more effective than coffee

Re: Pedal Breeder Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:51 pm
by comesect2.0
so you guys like old enough to buy cigarettes and shit?