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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:16 am
by Achtane
You should play on the Slim Jim theme and introduce yourself as Slick Rick or something. Mention that she has beautiful skin and you can only assume that she uses a variety of...oils. Perhaps work some slick/rick/dick wordplay in there.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:20 am
by dubkitty
i'm having this mental image of Sinead O'Connor singing "Nothing Compares To U" and then, just after that tear rolls down her cheek, saying "except a Slim Jim" and snapping into one in best Rowdy Robbie fashion.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:14 am
by DarkAxel
it's ten past noon and i'm already totally fucked up
not like wasted or anything... just really tired and beaten up... i had some intense workout in our garden
fucking shovel and a lot of dirt

at least i'm reasonably well built otherwise i'd lay there completely spastic
also: why THE FUCK is so difficult to buy a 3PDT switch?

my Fix'd Fuzz is in dire need of replacement and i can't buy it anywhere near me (i live in the third biggest city in Czech Republic)
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:55 am
by Schlatte
DarkAxel wrote:it's ten past noon and i'm already totally fucked up
not like wasted or anything... just really tired and beaten up... i had some intense workout in our garden
fucking shovel and a lot of dirt

at least i'm reasonably well built otherwise i'd lay there completely spastic
also: why THE FUCK is so difficult to buy a 3PDT switch?

my Fix'd Fuzz is in dire need of replacement and i can't buy it anywhere near me (i live in the third biggest city in Czech Republic)
I have a few spare 3pdts at home.. Idk how much the shipping would be from Austria to the Czech republic but if you want I could ask my postman...
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:46 am
by DarkAxel
PM'd!

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:17 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
my fucking business teacher emails out homework, doesn't tell anyone and only like half the class checks their stupid ass campus email. Fuck this guy, he's bitching about how "we are irresponsible" but he never mentioned he would put homework out through email. This guy is a fucking jagoff
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:42 pm
by Schlatte
DarkAxel wrote:PM'd!

hmm... maybe your inbox is full? my answer-pm is stuck in the outbox and won't send...

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:55 pm
by Scruffie
Schlatte wrote:DarkAxel wrote:PM'd!

hmm... maybe your inbox is full? my answer-pm is stuck in the outbox and won't send...

It'll stay in the Outbox untill he reads it

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:58 pm
by Schlatte
oh... didn't know that, thanks...

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:57 pm
by madmax1012
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:14 pm
by ashdown
i fucked my ankle up bad back in june, i feel your pain

it was a boring summer but i can walk noww
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:43 pm
by tuffteef
manky as hell
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:12 pm
by adrianlee
Holy fuck.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:19 pm
by dubkitty
OW
i certainly hope they at least gave you excellent painkillers.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:48 am
by madmax1012
dubkitty wrote:OW
i certainly hope they at least gave you excellent painkillers.
perks, but i have to wait until tomorrow to get them. so now i'm lying in bed with my leg swelling up in a temporary cast with no relief whatsoever. and tomorrow i get to see an orthopedic specialist, who i'm sure is going to have great news.