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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:52 pm
by actual
Nope

Edit: let the record show, that ^^ added his quote long after I had made this post.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:54 pm
by $harkToootth
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Aw shucks Sheriff...I didn't live up to be the best soy boy in town...this thread has been pumped and dumped...

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:54 pm
by neonblack
Squirted and hurted

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:56 pm
by comesect2.0
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:hello: tata.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:57 pm
by actual
Was it the "Just shouldn't have liked shit on her page/don't come off so desperate"?

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 10:02 pm
by comesect2.0
it defiantly was desperate.... see look out side, its a full moon and has been....my bloodline has traces of lycanthropy ....i cant help the mating urge..hard to consintrate.
“I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep.”

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 10:09 pm
by imJonWain
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 10:36 pm
by imJonWain
on a more serious note anyone ever owned a fleshlight? or thinking about it?

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 11:47 pm
by oscillateur
Yeah. I stand by my words, creepy as fuck. I could add several adjectives to that one, and they're not as nice.
comesect2.0 wrote:just HERE in my area, i dont see a woman being harassed that is not asking for it, by the way she behaves or chooses to present her body with choice clothing
Are you serious ?
Where do you come from, the 19th century ?

I really don't get how almost everyone has no issue with someone behaving like this.

(Edited my post to remove extra quotes as I used the proper quote tag)

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:00 am
by neonblack
I think we were all hoping it was a miscommunication.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:22 am
by popvulture
^^^ Yep.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:25 am
by ritz
Bleh gross

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:27 am
by actual
I feel like I should be owed compensation of some kind for handling this shit. A Mini will do.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:35 am
by comesect2.0
so if a woman has ripped up yoga pants with holes all over...way too much make up....bleached hair, high heels and looks way more flamboyant than kelly bundy its my fault some soul brothers gonna shout "hey baby wanna be my B**ch"....edited for the ones not old enough to watch R movies or whatever.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:37 am
by actual
Why are you still here and not out getting blocked by all the women who want your sack?