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word on the street is that mine's has hit my dooder. i.... i want him to open. i want him to open sooooo harrrrrrd.

alas, nothing is perishable. so it's up to him.

I PLANNED THIS POORLY.

are we gonna wait till everyones recieved
to open
or just till we cant takke it anymore

Personally I'm waiting, because it's Christmas and I FUCKING LOVE TRYING TO GUESS WHAT I GOT! The anticipation just kills me. But I don't care so much what everyone else does. Though, I'm definitely going to post pics when the package shows up to let my SS know I got it safe and sound.

behndy wrote:word on the street is that mine's has hit my dooder. i.... i want him to open. i want him to open sooooo harrrrrrd.

alas, nothing is perishable. so it's up to him.

I PLANNED THIS POORLY.

WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT YOUR DOODER IS POSITIVELY IN PAIN TRYING TO RESIST OPENING YOUR PACKAGE (Pre-Chankgeezed:TWSS). OH THE PAIN! THE PAIN! MUST... BE... GOOD...

Not, ahem, that I know who your dooder is. Far be it. Perish the thought.

>cough<

Carry on, then.

i'm cool with whatevah. but i am an impatient little lady about gifts.

OH JRMY IF ONLY I COULD CRACK YOUR SECHSY, SECHSY CODE.

behndy wrote:i'm cool with whatevah. but i am an impatient little lady about gifts.

OH JRMY IF ONLY I COULD CRACK YOUR SECHSY, SECHSY CODE.

I'M JUST WORKIN' ON GETTIN' MINE OUT. I CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE OPEN THE INCOMING WITHOUT HANDLING THE OUTGOING! (Pre-Chankgeezed:TWSS)

Also, I am a teensy bit scared of being forcibly violated by some kind of tentaclized beastie contained within. The box does appear to possibly be breathing ever so slightly... and then there's that odd hissy sound... almost like a little voice... saying "cooooooooome toooooooo meeeeeee, ssssssssssssecccccchssssssy..."

Yep. A little joy, a little fear.

Mine will be headed out by the end of the week and it's PACKED WITH SO MUCH GOODNESS!

stop lyin
you all opened your shit
and you know it
im gonna be the only asshole
not trying out a new pedal
thats in my house

and this^^is why it didnt entice me
for a few weeks
bein the untrustworthy new guy
i didnt wanna crack it
and have somethin go wrong where
i couldnt send somethin out
which almost did happen
if not for one of the guardians
of our little brudda/sistahood here
and yeah that is what she said
and shes kinda gross
"A little joy, a little fear."-jrmy
and this is what shes really thinking

ryan summit wrote:stop lyin
you all opened your shit
and you know it
im gonna be the only asshole
not trying out a new pedal
thats in my house

and this^^is why it didnt entice me
for a few weeks
bein the untrustworthy new guy
i didnt wanna crack it
and have somethin go wrong where
i couldnt send somethin out
which almost did happen
if not for one of the guardians
of our little brudda/sistahood here
and yeah that is what she said
and shes kinda gross
"A little joy, a little fear."-jrmy
and this is what shes really thinking

Goddamn, man. I hope that if you ever get a bigger interface than what you're using now, you keep writing posts in the exact same way. FUCKING POETRY. And I'm not just blowing smoke up your ass because you quoted me (well, ok, maybe a little).

But no, frreals. I've got the package. It's taunting me. My folks stayed with us this weekend, and I put it in their room specifically so I wouldn't be tempted to go in and open it. But they're gone now... and the voices from the package are getting louder... louder...

can you picture my ipod
surrounding all my posts
when i get that ipad
they might swell a bit
itll read more like a zoo pamphlet
than poetry
love that smoke
that sweet anal smoke
anyone want a shotgun

Woo hoo I got a big fucking package from MA today!

jrmy wrote:

ryan summit wrote:stop lyin
you all opened your shit
and you know it
im gonna be the only asshole
not trying out a new pedal
thats in my house

and this^^is why it didnt entice me
for a few weeks
bein the untrustworthy new guy
i didnt wanna crack it
and have somethin go wrong where
i couldnt send somethin out
which almost did happen
if not for one of the guardians
of our little brudda/sistahood here
and yeah that is what she said
and shes kinda gross
"A little joy, a little fear."-jrmy
and this is what shes really thinking

Goddamn, man. I hope that if you ever get a bigger interface than what you're using now, you keep writing posts in the exact same way. FUCKING POETRY. And I'm not just blowing smoke up your ass because you quoted me (well, ok, maybe a little).

But no, frreals. I've got the package. It's taunting me. My folks stayed with us this weekend, and I put it in their room specifically so I wouldn't be tempted to go in and open it. But they're gone now... and the voices from the package are getting louder... louder...

You sure you want whatever Behndy sent you, to possibly happen to your parents???

IT'S TOTALLY SAFE. F'REALZ.

ah man, i would have hope there was some sort of mutant behndy tentacle monster or haunted 6 breasted sex doll or sum thing.

DelayToothDecay should only write in single sentences. then it looks like Muttly is covering his face with Gigglez Shame and saying what he typed.

i..... think everything i sent was pretty innocuous? honestly, after the awesomely altered piece of adult literature Avondongals sent me last year, i feel there's no point even TRYING to be impressive pron-wise.

seriously. when you describe it to friends and they say, "......... and this guy knows where you LIVE? that doesn't bother you?!!? not even a LITTLE??!?", how.... how would one compete?