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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:53 am
by bigchiefbc
behndy wrote:oh jia. my confession. i get filled with nostalgia and sadness when i notice the time is a sequential string of numbers like how it was 12:34 when i got up to brush my teeth. it reminds me of a friend from high school that came up really poor and rough. she was known as Five Dollar [Her Name] in junior high and high school 'cause she used to turn tricks for five bucks in junior high. we got to be friends in high school. she did a lot of meth and other shit, and there was a night when she called me up just super happy telling me how "the clock says 1, 2, 3, 4! we were like 14 and it was the first time she'd owned a digital clock. then she called me at 1:23, 2:34, 3:45, and 4:56. always with child-like glee.
now most times i see one of those combinations it reminds me of her and how i have no idea how she turned out. we weren't the closest of friends, but i always liked her.
huh. that kinda bummed me out a little.
Your story kinda reminds me of my high school girlfriend. We were together for like 2 years and we were crazy intense, until I just couldn't take it anymore and I dumped her right at the start of college. Then I got a call from her like a year later, she had been kicked out of her house, was living out of a shitty motel, had crashed her car and basically offered to blow me for money. I was so sad about how things were going for her that I just gave her all the money I had (I was poor as shit in college). I never heard from her again and always wondered what happened to her. I eventually heard from her like a year ago on facebook, she apparently got her shit together and is married with two kids. Thank god, I was so worried she was just going to be a street urchin her whole life.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:01 am
by behndy
yah. i've tried to look her up, but no luck. nobody i still lnow that knew her knows anything about her either. i like to pretend she moved out of state and got cleaned up.
i always feel guilty about the first grrL i ever had sex with too. we were around 13, she was nice, we did a LOT of stuff together... i kinda freaked out and just stopped returning calls and dodged her until she stopped trying to get in contact with me. i was a stupid kid and i always wanted to apologize for being an idiot.
hurm. got all melancholy up in har.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:03 am
by futuresailors
http://www.wienerbbq.com/
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:40 am
by Chankgeez
maz91379 wrote:I look up star signs of close friends and love interests to confirm that i'm compatible with them sometimes., when i feeling bored or in need of direction.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw49UgKoZnQ[/youtube]
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:02 pm
by snipelfritz
I've always been an idiot dude with teh ladies. No point in getting caught up on it. Just learn your lesson and move on.
Officer Bukowski wrote:The anal prolapse picture that smallbrian/bigbrian posted a while ago seriously ruined my life. Every time I sit down on the toilet when I'm baked I'm so afraid.. Like legitimately afraid. I feel like there's such a fine line between shitting and prolapse and one day I'm gonna turn fucking inside out.
I've always been afraid that would happen to me. I've never even seen any pics of it, but one day as a little kid, I just kind of imagined it could happen and it has freaked me out ever since.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:28 pm
by futuresailors
snipelfritz wrote:I've always been an idiot dude with teh ladies. No point in getting caught up on it. Just learn your lesson and move on.
Officer Bukowski wrote:The anal prolapse picture that smallbrian/bigbrian posted a while ago seriously ruined my life. Every time I sit down on the toilet when I'm baked I'm so afraid.. Like legitimately afraid. I feel like there's such a fine line between shitting and prolapse and one day I'm gonna turn fucking inside out.
I've always been afraid that would happen to me. I've never even seen any pics of it, but one day as a little kid, I just kind of imagined it could happen and it has freaked me out ever since.
http://www.danishhandshake.com/
Ever wonder why we got those NSFW tags?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:47 pm
by theavondon
hahahahahah, danish handshake.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:06 pm
by bigchiefbc
futuresailors wrote:snipelfritz wrote:I've always been an idiot dude with teh ladies. No point in getting caught up on it. Just learn your lesson and move on.
Officer Bukowski wrote:The anal prolapse picture that smallbrian/bigbrian posted a while ago seriously ruined my life. Every time I sit down on the toilet when I'm baked I'm so afraid.. Like legitimately afraid. I feel like there's such a fine line between shitting and prolapse and one day I'm gonna turn fucking inside out.
I've always been afraid that would happen to me. I've never even seen any pics of it, but one day as a little kid, I just kind of imagined it could happen and it has freaked me out ever since.
http://www.danishhandshake.com/
Ever wonder why we got those NSFW tags?
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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:43 pm
by IEatCats
bigchiefbc wrote:futuresailors wrote:snipelfritz wrote:I've always been an idiot dude with teh ladies. No point in getting caught up on it. Just learn your lesson and move on.
Officer Bukowski wrote:The anal prolapse picture that smallbrian/bigbrian posted a while ago seriously ruined my life. Every time I sit down on the toilet when I'm baked I'm so afraid.. Like legitimately afraid. I feel like there's such a fine line between shitting and prolapse and one day I'm gonna turn fucking inside out.
I've always been afraid that would happen to me. I've never even seen any pics of it, but one day as a little kid, I just kind of imagined it could happen and it has freaked me out ever since.
http://www.danishhandshake.com/
Ever wonder why we got those NSFW tags?
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Clicked it. Hilarious.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:45 pm
by TroySanders
anal prolapse anal shmolapse
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:09 pm
by behndy
yah. honestly, i'd be WAY more worried about a genital prolapse. can you imagine your wanger turning inside out all sea cucumber style? or a grrL's vagoo suddenly being a reverse meatloaf?
OOF.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:26 pm
by snipelfritz
behndy wrote:yah. honestly, i'd be WAY more worried about a genital prolapse. can you imagine your wanger turning inside out all sea cucumber style? or a grrL's vagoo suddenly being a reverse meatloaf?
OOF.
Does anybody remember those Inside-out Boy shorts on Nickelodeon? With the kid who went all the way over the swing and turned inaide out? Now THAT is freaky.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:13 pm
by behndy
FULL BODY PROLAPSE.
that anus shizz is for BITCHES.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:17 pm
by futuresailors
snipelfritz wrote:behndy wrote:yah. honestly, i'd be WAY more worried about a genital prolapse. can you imagine your wanger turning inside out all sea cucumber style? or a grrL's vagoo suddenly being a reverse meatloaf?
OOF.
Does anybody remember those Inside-out Boy shorts on Nickelodeon? With the kid who went all the way over the swing and turned inaide out? Now THAT is freaky.
I forgot about that!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJjJq2ECzgE[/youtube]
I used to wonder how he could bear the pain of existence though. Imagine walking...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:21 pm
by snipelfritz
Shit. I'm more concerned about the social aspects. I doubt all the other kids were really all that tolerant of his condition. At least he had a career in the freak show circuit waiting.