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Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2024 10:28 am
by coldbrightsunlight
Hey hey! Good job not not posting!
Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2024 11:45 am
by Seance
Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 9:08 pm
by cosmicevan
What brown and sticky?
Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 6:37 am
by goroth
A snickers that someone left out in the sun.
Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 10:44 am
by coupleonapkins
Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 2:22 pm
by Seance
In order to live you must eat.
If you eat, you must evacuate your waste.
If you evacuate your waste, you must put it in the swimming pool in the form of lemonade and candy bars.
Therefore you must stop not posting.
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Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 6:06 pm
by Gone Fission
cosmicevan wrote:What brown and sticky?
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 7:04 pm
by cosmicevan
cosmicevan wrote:What brown and sticky?
A stick

Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 1:54 am
by Seance
Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 1:57 pm
by cosmicevan
How do you have a space party?
Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 2:24 pm
by Seance
cosmicevan wrote:How do you have a space party?
In Canada you must have at least 12 members elected to parliament before they recognize your party.
Since space is the absence of stuff, it will be hard for a space party to be seen or located, much less recognized.
Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2024 11:15 am
by cosmicevan
cosmicevan wrote:How do you have a space party?
ya gotta planet. i mean you could go for an adhoc thing, but planning is usually key to a successful event.

Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2024 8:06 am
by dubkitty
ba-da-BUMP!

Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2024 1:13 am
by Velcro Bottom
Ooh, I am going to a 9-year old's birthday party next week and I am stealing these jokes.
Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 2:12 pm
by dubkitty
why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
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because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.