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qersty · Post by **qersty** » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:55 pm

obviosly... big honk-a-tonkas.. i mean HUGE badonkers....

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Sun Jul 12, 2020 3:23 pm

Oh no I should have seen that coming

fcknoise · Post by **fcknoise** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 6:19 am

A girl.... AND a bass player? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

copy pasta that is just a machine dictation from dudes on tgp

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 6:23 am

goroth · Post by **goroth** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 6:50 am

I LoLd

MechaGodzilla · Post by **MechaGodzilla** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 7:30 am

BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

poetry

friendship · Post by **friendship** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 6:57 pm

fcknoise wrote:A girl.... AND a bass player? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

copy pasta that is just a machine dictation from dudes on tgp

lmao

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 11:48 am

Baby likes to fuck comes from Blue Velvet when Frank is beating Dorothy and raping her. Pretty fucked up scene in the movie. That guy is a piece of shit. Here's the full quote.

"Baby wants to fuck! Get ready to fuck. You fucker's fucker. You fucker. Don't you fuckin' look at me!...Baby wants blue velvet...Don't fuckin' look at me. Don't fuckin' look at me. Don't you look at me. Daddy's coming. Daddy's coming home. Don't you fuckin' look at me. Daddy's coming home...Don't you fuckin' look at me! [gets up, blows out the candle] Now it's dark. Stay alive baby. Do it for Van Gogh."

Pretty sure he was punching her in the face during the "don't look at me" parts.

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:53 pm

Fcknoise spitting out Grade A sig material since 2014

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Thu Jul 16, 2020 4:06 am

Jwar wrote:Baby likes to fuck comes from Blue Velvet when Frank is beating Dorothy and raping her. Pretty fucked up scene in the movie. That guy is a piece of shit. Here's the full quote.

"Baby wants to fuck! Get ready to fuck. You fucker's fucker. You fucker. Don't you fuckin' look at me!...Baby wants blue velvet...Don't fuckin' look at me. Don't fuckin' look at me. Don't you look at me. Daddy's coming. Daddy's coming home. Don't you fuckin' look at me. Daddy's coming home...Don't you fuckin' look at me! [gets up, blows out the candle] Now it's dark. Stay alive baby. Do it for Van Gogh."

Pretty sure he was punching her in the face during the "don't look at me" parts.

Yeah I think so. That is a fucked up (but very good) movie.

The Eristic · Post by **The Eristic** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 7:28 am

This. This is the post. (And also the username.)

https://www.thegearpage.net/board/index ... t-31038259

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:26 am

how does the username not get an auto ban there

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:04 am

chankgeez,

I wanted to alert you that your post (The last batch of Ayahuasca pedals!) breaks our rule regarding inappropriate language.

"See, this's why I told Joel he should only sell 'em to card-carrying members of the Os Mutantes Fan Club.

**** all y'all."

We wanted you to be aware that your post may have been deleted or edited. Please take a moment to revisit the rules. We value your membership.

Thanks..........The Gear Page staff

Do you wanna know exactly what I typed?

****

^^^that^^^

How do they know it's "inappropriate" when it's not even a word?

Dandolin · Post by **Dandolin** » Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:26 am

"Please take a moment to revisit the rules. We value your membership."

This **** is straight out of Cultspeak 101. :/ I really can't deal with that place anymore, especially since they got rid of the "ignore thread" function. "you will read every driveling post of this pabulum thread, and you will like it, friend."

Also, the asshole who got on his high horse when you pointed out that a univibe is not the correct answer to "what flanger do I want?" :oldrant:

backwardsvoyager · Post by **backwardsvoyager** » Sun Aug 23, 2020 1:04 am

Wait, so now they're recommending univibes to people looking for a flanger?

Isn't that a cardinal sin?

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