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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:11 am
by D.o.S.
The best dildos are in the heart, anyway.

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:14 am
by UglyCasanova
Disarm D'arcy wrote:I'm sorry but it would be truer to the spirit of xmas with dildos. Many many many many dildos.
edit: dammit jwar. I didn't see your post before...I used all my PS skills too. :cry:
NSFW: show
made you look

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:16 am
by Jwar
Yea please delete that

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:19 am
by UglyCasanova
Of course. I will keep it for my private collection though.

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:21 am
by Disarm D'arcy
I have ideas for your office plaque:

Jwar Boner
Personal trainer
"I'm a dildo person"

With a big picture of you giving the thumbs up.

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:28 am
by behndy
Iommic Pope wrote:You're right, what am I thinking?

Behndy, got any used sex tentacles you can donate to this scheme....I mean cause.
MINE. ALL MINE.

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:45 am
by neonblack
Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:07 am
by phantasmagorovich
neonblack wrote:Used Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:09 am
by ryan summit
i trust neons santa clausing abilities
that said i aint stalkin anywhere else
fuck that,fuck you,fuck chrissmas,fuck everything
i enjoy this too much to care about what i get
and a secretsantafuckup cant not feel like
adouchestocking
theres easier ways to get free pedals
that wont come with personalized xmas cards

disclaimer:i was below the min post count my first SS year
i think it was 1000

its going to be ok
the burned will rise like a christmas pheonix
from the ashes of a broken behringer
with wings of fancy chocalate bacon
upon the fiery winds of one-off fuzz
to the roaring cadence of the dreaded banhammer
into a new year of old friends and new lovers
eh whatever

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:18 am
by D.o.S.
phantasmagorovich wrote:
neonblack wrote:Used Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.
Dude this is what we should've called our record.

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:22 am
by phantasmagorovich
D.o.S. wrote:
phantasmagorovich wrote:
neonblack wrote:Used Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.
Dude this is what we should've called our record.
Still can!

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:24 am
by D.o.S.
!
Also, check yer email.

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:08 pm
by ShaunNecro
Man, I go to sleep and miss all the good stuff...

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:03 pm
by Sparrow
D.o.S. wrote:The best dildos are in the heart, anyway.
:lol: and True.

Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:17 pm
by ShaunNecro
D.o.S. wrote:The best dildos are in the heart, anyway.
Somebody sig this!