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chutneyfarmer wrote:

behndy wrote:
i'm confused. is Charlotte the name Devi goes by now? or was that a business/play time partner of hers?

FUCK PAJAMAS. NUDE SLEEPING FOR LIFE. MORNING SWORD FIGHTS FOR ANYONE THAT DISAGREES. BRING IT.

I believe they were girlfriends and Charlotte built for her, and probably other business stuff too. Unsurprisingly, it was another bridge burnt by Devi as it didn't end well apparently.

ah. gotcha. yeah. i feel bad for Devi. sounds like she has a difficult time. until she seems to go out of her way to burn good people like the Crafty Dwarf Couple Of Yumminess.

Barracuda wrote:

behndy wrote:NUDE SLEEPING FOR LIFE.

Just dropped by to stay w PREACH IT. Hate clothes in bed.

F'REALZIES. IF MY PEEN ISNA FREE FLOATING I AM NOT SLEEPING WELL AT ALLLLLLLLL.

i was speaking of lounging around the house in pajamas not sleeping in them.

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Strange Tales wrote:

aens_wife wrote:

kaeth wrote:

aens_wife wrote:

Iommic Pope wrote: When I say cold I mean "cold", it isn't really cold.
I'm just shithouse at doing life below 20C. Nothing like what you'll get, thank fuck.
But it might get down to about 3 or 4 in the very middle of our "winter".....maybe.
I'm kind of banking on it this year as we've had too many mild ones in recent times.

Hahaha. 3 or 4c is like a heat wave here in the winter. When it gets above that, my kids go out in sweatshirts instead of winter coats. We bask in the warm weather, for real.

I think it is cute when people who don't live in the wasteland talk about cold weather : )

If this is a shriveled dick contest, it's not unusual to get a few days of -50 C with wind chill factor here in Thunder Bay.

I don't have a dick...I mean, if we are counting sex toys I guess I do but they don't ever shrivel...

Not even when they're in the pool?

Buy more sex toys either for yourself (if applicable) or your partner (if applicable).
I don't care how much fast pickin or bass pluckin or vocal acrobatic work you do, you'll never compete with the sheer rpm count of a high end device. Save yourself an RSI.

Yeah it's not a real cold, I know. I don't know how you guys do that shit.
The flip side is I can handle 40c weather and near 100% humidity no problem, so there's that.

Iommic Pope wrote:

Strange Tales wrote:

aens_wife wrote:

kaeth wrote:

aens_wife wrote:

Iommic Pope wrote: When I say cold I mean "cold", it isn't really cold.
I'm just shithouse at doing life below 20C. Nothing like what you'll get, thank fuck.
But it might get down to about 3 or 4 in the very middle of our "winter".....maybe.
I'm kind of banking on it this year as we've had too many mild ones in recent times.

Hahaha. 3 or 4c is like a heat wave here in the winter. When it gets above that, my kids go out in sweatshirts instead of winter coats. We bask in the warm weather, for real.

I think it is cute when people who don't live in the wasteland talk about cold weather : )

If this is a shriveled dick contest, it's not unusual to get a few days of -50 C with wind chill factor here in Thunder Bay.

I don't have a dick...I mean, if we are counting sex toys I guess I do but they don't ever shrivel...

Not even when they're in the pool?

Buy more sex toys either for yourself (if applicable) or your partner (if applicable).
I don't care how much fast pickin or bass pluckin or vocal acrobatic work you do, you'll never compete with the sheer rpm count of a high end device. Save yourself an RSI.

No worries there, dudes. We have that shit covered.

I own an awesome vibrating sex toy. Not for what you think though. If you play noise rock, plug your guitar or bass into your favorite high gain crazy fuzz and try using the sex toy as a kind of e bow. Good fun and sound crazy awesome

KaosCill8r wrote:I own an awesome vibrating sex toy. Not for what you think though. If you play noise rock, plug your guitar or bass into your favorite high gain crazy fuzz and try using the sex toy as a kind of e bow. Good fun and sound crazy awesome

Aen better not get any ideas from this post. That shit is MINE.

aens_wife wrote:

KaosCill8r wrote:I own an awesome vibrating sex toy. Not for what you think though. If you play noise rock, plug your guitar or bass into your favorite high gain crazy fuzz and try using the sex toy as a kind of e bow. Good fun and sound crazy awesome

Aen better not get any ideas from this post. That shit is MINE.

I got one a few years ago for that. The motor used to make all sorts of cool interferences frequncies with the pickups on my cheapo ibanez. Like some kind of alien worm with a dentist drill for teeth.
Sounded great with delay.

But can vibrators doom?






I think I'm gonna need to get a cheap one for this...

Vibes are actually a pretty neat guitar effect. Supposedly they're the secret behind Loveliescrushing's catalog.

In a pinch, they'll do over an ebow, but I'm not as partial to them as a guitar effect as a purpose-built thing.

And for other uses, it's AC powered or go home. The Magic Wand is magical for a reason.

bob the r0bot wrote:Vibes are actually a pretty neat guitar effect. Supposedly they're the secret behind Loveliescrushing's catalog.

Checking them out now. Normally I'm not really into the whole ambient/shoegaze thing, but this is kinda cool. Thanks.

Swordfishtrombone wrote:

bob the r0bot wrote:Vibes are actually a pretty neat guitar effect. Supposedly they're the secret behind Loveliescrushing's catalog.

Checking them out now. Normally I'm not really into the whole ambient/shoegaze thing, but this is kinda cool. Thanks.

I'm not into the ambient/shoegaze thing either. I'm more into noise rock and creating controlled chaos and they work well for that. The thing is they are just good for experimenting with sound and you are not really bound by any rules using them. Just create and innovate, never imitate.
I'm sure you will have a lot of fun using one.

rfurtkamp wrote:

And for other uses, it's AC powered or go home. The Magic Wand is magical for a reason.

Seriously. It was a god damn revelation compared to everything else I've tried.

Now you all know what to get your significant fuck buddies for a gift...

lolololll. Old Faithful can be WAY too much for sensitive grrLies. i've been arouns "oh my gerd WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE" and "ow ow OW OW OW" where smaller vibes is better vibes.

now i want a vulva pink ebow.