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AFAICT, Security's primary hiring point is a serious lack of a sense of humor.

My name is Mudd wrote:AFAICT, Security's primary hiring point is a serious lack of a sense of humor.

But I was just explaining to him in the same way he asked the question.

In the last 3 or 4 years, I've made it through security with the following items at one point or another, and nary a word was said to me:

a swiss-army-knife
a corkscrew
a 10-inch-long flat-head screwdriver
a fucking boxcutter (yeah, the same shit they used to hijack the planes)

And yet they delayed me by 20 minutes once because I had a foil-wrapper from a stick of gum in my back pocket.

I had to toss a new/unopened/still factory-sealed bottle of saline solution (for contact lenses) 'cause security "...can't verify what it is." This, after the guy in front of me in line is passed on with a plastic hip flask full of what he said was vodka. "Don't open it during the flight, sir." "OK." "Next...".

I was leaving Vegas with my dad and we are going through security, I go through, then my dad goes through, and the machine stops, they call over the intercom for extra security personnel, me, I'm thinking my dad suddenly changed from the mundane man he is into some multi state hit man or something. So after they get like 10 extra TSA "Agents" over they go through his backpack, and the guy reaches in and I swear to god, I will never forget this, he said "Are you trying to sneak.... THIS! on the plane?" And they pull out an empty water bottle that my dad left in there. I'm almost dying laughing, and my dad goes "are you fucking kidding me? throw it away, its empty anyways".

I always get pulled over for extra security, all four flights I've been on. An overweight white teen who was fairly clean shaven and didn't even need a haircut. That's your terrorist

i already talked about how i try to make the Grabby Hands Searchy Peeps uncomfortable by leaning into them and moaning all seductive-like ne?

..... had the same older tiny Filipino dooder the last few times i've flown out of SFO. he.... doesn't like me.

fuck 'em. i have to give up my comfort at not being touched by strangers unless i'm paying them to do horrible things to me i don't want my wife to have bad dreams about so i don't ask her?

some BULLshit.

i just giggle... moaning is so 2010

*rubs genitals roughly*

"you got warm hands and a soft touch. what time you get off little guy?"

"Y'all lookin' real hot-like in that there U-niform, son..."

"nnnnnngh. pretty BOY."

ya'll fly a lot. I haven't been on a plane in 3 years.

I haven't flown at all in the past four years, but when I was still working in the bike biz I was on a plane at least once a year to Vegas for the industry trade show.

I think the only time I ever got properly harassed by TSA was in Chicago,...and I hadn't shaved in about 3 weeks, and I had a slight tan from being in Virginia Beach.

I think while they use the guise of stopping terrorists,...the real reason to have such strict security is to bust some dumbass teenager that inadvertently leaves half a 20 sack in his backpack.

idk if this belongs in this threat, especially while there is talking about how to get personal with your tsa agent... but since i figured fellow behndy and mudfuzz would be the experts of weird asian things on here and both are very active in this thread i might just post it here:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRNNbVw1ao0[/youtube]

please tell me what the hell i'm looking at at 0:24....

Schlatte wrote:idk if this belongs in this threat, especially while there is talking about how to get personal with your tsa agent... but since i figured fellow behndy and mudfuzz would be the experts of weird asian things on here and both are very active in this thread i might just post it here:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRNNbVw1ao0[/youtube]

please tell me what the hell i'm looking at at 0:24....

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