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unownunown wrote:i lost my cell phone. i leave for school in a few days. i can't find my phone ANYWHEREEEEEEE

It's on the shelf in the bathroom yo

Achtane wrote:

unownunown wrote:i lost my cell phone. i leave for school in a few days. i can't find my phone ANYWHEREEEEEEE

It's on the shelf in the bathroom yo

Be careful. Achtane's hiding in your bathroom...

Caesar wrote:

Achtane wrote:

unownunown wrote:i lost my cell phone. i leave for school in a few days. i can't find my phone ANYWHEREEEEEEE

It's on the shelf in the bathroom yo

Be careful. Achtane's hiding in your bathroom...

ha, joke's on him! there aren't even any shelves in the bathroom.

when i can't find stuff by remembering where i left it or using logic to suss out where it ought to have gotten to, i like to use the "if i was a (fill in type of missing object), where would i be?" approach. this sounds silly, but what i mean is to think about where something would likely wind up if it accidentally got knocked down, fell out of a jacket pocket, or was otherwise misplaced. i have a pretty good record at finding my gf's glasses, which she loses regularly by taking them off before she falls asleep. so if you were your cell phone, where might you have gotten to? where would you bounce to, or slide to, if you fell on the floor?

I'm a big guy, and I guess I shouldn't talk, but I know what to and what not to wear. Fat girls wearing skinny girls clothes are just bad. Unless you have a nice ass, and are relatively skinny, don't wear skin tight pants. There was this girl at my high school newspaper who would always wear jeggings and she was well over 200 pounds and she thought she was super hot. I wanted to die every day because she would bend over on purpose because she thought people wanted to see her nasty ass fat

unownunown wrote:

Caesar wrote:

Achtane wrote:

unownunown wrote:i lost my cell phone. i leave for school in a few days. i can't find my phone ANYWHEREEEEEEE

It's on the shelf in the bathroom yo

Be careful. Achtane's hiding in your bathroom...

ha, joke's on him! there aren't even any shelves in the bathroom.

Uhh...It was only a test!

Doing body work sucks and the stupid part of me often forgets to wear a dust mask.

I am so terrible with dust masks, I was heat stripping my tele yesterday and it took me an hour to figure out why I had such a headache.

hbombgraphics wrote:I am so terrible with dust masks, I was heat stripping my tele yesterday and it took me an hour to figure out why I had such a headache.

Yeah...

...melting poly smells kinda sweet though.
Sweet like brain damage.

My eyes were so Red for hours, it was pretty bad and I learned a bad lesson, particle board guitars come apart with heat, not just the paint.
Going to buy some wood filler tonight.

Dang, dude. You need a legit respirator for that kind of work. Fumes are no joke.

I work in a body shop, so when I forgot to wear a dust mask, I hack up body filler dust for the couple days.

the facial hair on the left side of my face grows faster, however, the bottom right side grows at the same rate as the left side, so i have to trim two areas to kind of even them out otherwise i look like someone took a weedwhacker to random sides of my face

I have an image Joe Dirt right now

hbombgraphics wrote:I have an image Joe Dirt right now

It's not Joe Dirt worthy, its just weird unless I trim em to even it out