The Confessions Thread

[Mudfuzz]

You know you have spent too much time on FB when reading through the forum you keep looking for the like button...

[IEatCats]

You know you have spent too much time on FB when reading through the forum you keep looking for the like button...

God damnit, I went to hit "like".

[bob the r0bot]

When I make a post, I always check about 10 times that I posted in the thread I intended.

[Chankgeez]

I've gotten to the point where it doesn't even matter what pedals I play through anymore. As long as there's some semblance of getting close to what I want out of 'em, I can get good sounds out of nearly anything. I'm just happy making noise.

[sonidero]

I've gotten to the point where it doesn't even matter what pedals I play through anymore. As long as there's some semblance of getting close to what I want out of 'em, I can get good sounds out of nearly anything. I'm just happy making noise.

True... Words are true...

[DuoSonicII]

Meg White did what she did absurdly well. With any other drummer, The White Stripes would never have worked.

This. I wanted to gouge my eyes out with my thumbs every time I heard some clueless dipshit say "they'd be a lot better if they had a real drummer, hur hur hurrrr." And the people who said such things always seemed to be either Rush or Tool fans, go figure.

I've always had a massive crush on Meg. And her big, big boobies.

[nieh]

Meg White did what she did absurdly well. With any other drummer, The White Stripes would never have worked.

This. I wanted to gouge my eyes out with my thumbs every time I heard some clueless dipshit say "they'd be a lot better if they had a real drummer, hur hur hurrrr." And the people who said such things always seemed to be either Rush or Tool fans, go figure.

I've always had a massive crush on Meg. And her big, big boobies.

Meg White is not that great. She was just a metronome with tits.

[futuresailors]

I just had a focus group where I got paid $100 cash for talking about a commercial for 40 min. When I was done I met my girlfriend at a burger place because she and a friend were was waiting for me there. While they were finishing their drinks, the people at the table next to us left, leaving a half plate of sweet potato fries and onion rings behind. I ate them.

[DuoSonicII]

Meg White is not that great. She was just a metronome with tits.

Your point?

[dubkitty]

negative: inaccurate for a metronome.
positive: very few metromomes have boobies.

[dubkitty]

but it's absolutely true that a "good drummer" wouldn't have worked in the Stripes, any more than one would have worked in Big Brother and the Holding Company.

[IEatCats]

I just had a focus group where I got paid $100 cash for talking about a commercial for 40 min. When I was done I met my girlfriend at a burger place because she and a friend were was waiting for me there. While they were finishing their drinks, the people at the table next to us left, leaving a half plate of sweet potato fries and onion rings behind. I ate them.

[skullservant]

I've spent $1200 in pedals this month alone... fuck....

[snipelfritz]

I've spent $1200 in pedals this month alone... fuck....

You know that around here, that's fucking awesome. $1200 would probably cover my pedalboard and amps.

It made me happy that auto-spell recognizes "pedalboard."

[behndy]

hurm. i...... dunno if this makes me feel good or weird about myself. accidentally clicked on my user name and saw this........

"Total posts:
4612 | Search user’s posts
(1.43% of all posts / 5.05 posts per day) "

...... i'm..... 1.43 percent of all posts on ILF? eeeeeeee. that might.... be a problem indicator.