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my future roommate is wearing a flaming lips shirt posing with keller williams at lollapalooza in her current facebook profile pic. she seems cool and i've been trying mad hard to talk to her but i'm getting nothing but icy vibes.

also i totally missed all the forum drama, which should probably go in the happiness thread.

maz91379 wrote:

unownunown wrote:my future roommate is wearing a flaming lips shirt posing with keller williams at lollapalooza in her current facebook profile pic. she seems cool and i've been trying mad hard to talk to her but i'm getting nothing but icy vibes.

also i totally missed all the forum drama, which should probably go in the happiness thread.

It's because you probably aren't cool enough for her and she got that t shirt from her boyfriend/ex because it was too small for him.

Obvs

unownunown wrote:my future roommate is wearing a flaming lips shirt posing with keller williams at lollapalooza in her current facebook profile pic. she seems cool and i've been trying mad hard to talk to her but i'm getting nothing but icy vibes.

also i totally missed all the forum drama, which should probably go in the happiness thread.

How many people living in this abode?

Also known as:

Just because you bought her from the eastern Bloc, doesn't mean she has to love you back: A triptych of whippeddick and other fables.

D.o.S. wrote:

unownunown wrote:my future roommate is wearing a flaming lips shirt posing with keller williams at lollapalooza in her current facebook profile pic. she seems cool and i've been trying mad hard to talk to her but i'm getting nothing but icy vibes.

also i totally missed all the forum drama, which should probably go in the happiness thread.

How many people living in this abode?

Also known as:

Just because you bought her from the eastern Bloc, doesn't mean she has to love you back: A triptych of whippeddick and other fables.

just us, we'll be living together at college

i have no clue what the last part of your post means, but i really like it.

Means that just because you live with someone doesn't mean you're gonna end up fuckin' 'em.

And if that's not what this is about, I'm totally spitting out gold plated gold for nothing.

bleh, I went from being super hung over to being sick with no discernable transition. Can hardly eat. Still have to be at work the next three nights, and make a four hour roundtrip to and from a funeral when I would usually be sleeping.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

step 1. toast. soaks up the toxic crap that's still in the stomach.

step 2. bananas.

step 3. coffee, light. perhaps a great big latte.

maybe then some other kind of light food that's gentle on the guts, once you've got your system started up. if you're really, really bad, try Gatorade first.

and if you have to take medication, DEFINITELY eat the toast first or it'll make you sicker than shit on a bad tummy.

maz91379 wrote:Also tylenols totally helps after you are up for a bit.

No Tylenol for drinkers. It'll kill ya liver. Ibuprofen is safer.

You know Ketoprofen, that's better for stomach, if that's the issue with ibupforen. Down it with a litre of water and Your vitamins and feel good.

Caesar wrote:

maz91379 wrote:Also tylenols totally helps after you are up for a bit.

No Tylenol for drinkers. It'll kill ya liver. Ibuprofen is safer.

Acetaminophen (paracetamol to you brits) should only be harmful to your liver if you exceed about 4000 mgs/day, as long as you still have a marginally functioning liver. The biggest danger it presents is to people who are addicted to vicodin. You'll OD on the acetaminophen before you will OD on the opiates.

No fucking tortilla chips in my house!

Usually I have chips but don't have the salsa.

There is this guy who comes into the gas station, buys a fountain soda, and keeps buying refills for the next two and a half hours trying to make horrible small talk and glaring at people creepily from across the store. He came in tonight, I'm already sick and exhausted and know I will hardly get any sleep tomorrow, and I had to take a major shit, but I had to wait for this hopeless, windbreakered loser to leave me alone.

I'm stuck in des moines Iowa because we got diesel fuel from a BP and the truck started stalling. Had to get it towed to a dealership and they tell us the diesel had a bunch of gasoline and water mixed in. Fuck BP, fuck Iowa, fuck everything

My cab is dead. I think it has blown speakers. Fml