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Achtane wrote:JESUS CHRIST PAPER PLANES BY MIA IS A FUCKING AWFUL SONG

So glad someone agrees with me on that. Did you know that if you took out the lyrics every time she repeats herself,the song would be half as long?

So glad someone agrees with me on that. Did you know that if you took out the lyrics every time she repeats herself, the song would be half as long?

Not to mention my utter hatred for basing a song around a singular sample. If you're going follow shitty pop formulas, as least write your own goddamn hooks!

tuffteef wrote:on a new note i had a session yesterday
band came in and i brought some pedals for them to use
sessions done
come back and find my fucking tuner and klon are gone and im like where the fucks my klon and shit gets wild fights break out cause the rat bastids have taken it
now im out one klon and tuner

like, a clone of the klon, or a fucking klon?

again, we'll hunt them down.

Who the fuck steals a tuner? Must have been a nice tuner.

bob the r0bot wrote:Who the fuck steals a tuner? Must have been a nice tuner.

Klon sound like shit if you're not in tune.

maz91379 wrote:

tuffteef wrote:on a new note i had a session yesterday
band came in and i brought some pedals for them to use
sessions done
come back and find my fucking tuner and klon are gone and im like where the fucks my klon and shit gets wild fights break out cause the rat bastids have taken it
now im out one klon and tuner

And that's why you don't bring pedals in for 90% scum bag "musicians" . That's bullshit though you should have called the cops.

That's some bust out the pistol for kneecappin' bidness. Starting with guitar players, then loser singers, then drummers/keyboardists. Don't let the bass player know you're saving him for last tho, 86% of bass players will let their bandmates get capped out of spite. True fact.

As producer, you are entitled to one Spector episode per year, esp if justified by stolen gear and not just craziness.

grindonomicon wrote:86% of bass players will let their bandmates get capped out of spite. True fact.

it's 87% actually.

grindonomicon wrote:Starting with guitar players, then loser singers, then drummers/keyboardists. Don't let the bass player know you're saving him for last tho, 86% of bass players will let their bandmates get capped out of spite. True fact.

+1 - I've often daydreamed that some fuck was gonna go Dimebag Darrell on the guitarist in my covers band during a gig.

maz91379 wrote:

tuffteef wrote:on a new note i had a session yesterday
band came in and i brought some pedals for them to use
sessions done
come back and find my fucking tuner and klon are gone and im like where the fucks my klon and shit gets wild fights break out cause the rat bastids have taken it
now im out one klon and tuner

And that's why you don't bring pedals in for 90% scum bag "musicians" . That's bullshit though you should have called the cops.

bob the r0bot wrote:Who the fuck steals a tuner? Must have been a nice tuner.

theavondon wrote:

tuffteef wrote:on a new note i had a session yesterday
band came in and i brought some pedals for them to use
sessions done
come back and find my fucking tuner and klon are gone and im like where the fucks my klon and shit gets wild fights break out cause the rat bastids have taken it
now im out one klon and tuner

like, a clone of the klon, or a fucking klon?

again, we'll hunt them down.

adrianlee wrote:Bro someone debo'd your klon?

for real a legit klon even though i paid like 160 dollars for it ages ago but still fuck man it was annoying cause he had like some great gear and i wanted to make it even better and got stomped on
the tuner was gay anyway it had like torrettes and spazed out all the time
it got wild the cops got called and were trying to hunt it down. eaither way were calling like all our studio buddies and spreading the word

Good. What was the band? Do they have a Facebook?

theavondon wrote:Good. What was the band? Do they have a Facebook?

for obvious legal reason i cant right now but im working on ignoring that wall

m'kay bb we'll be here the moment you want a shitstorm on their hands.

Fuck condensation. That's fucking bullshit. That's what that is.

Also, you know when you're at the gas(or petrol for teh brits) station and the pump keeps shutting off like it's full right away? You know what's more annoying than that? Being the fucking clerk who has to hear you bitch and whine about it. Seriously, the movie Clerks makes it look awesome compared to the real thing.

Mudfuzz wrote:

grindonomicon wrote:86% of bass players will let their bandmates get capped out of spite. True fact.

it's 87% actually.

See, it's gone up since the FBI's stats were posted last year. WATCH OUT FOR THE BASS PLAYERS.

bigchiefbc wrote:

grindonomicon wrote:Starting with guitar players, then loser singers, then drummers/keyboardists. Don't let the bass player know you're saving him for last tho, 86% of bass players will let their bandmates get capped out of spite. True fact.

+1 - I've often daydreamed that some fuck was gonna go Dimebag Darrell on the guitarist in my covers band during a gig.

Do you do a lot of Pantera covers? Or, erm, that other band he was in when he got kill't? I'd watch that... Tho I can't say that a killing spree on Pantera cover guitarists would have a great impact on my life, it would be infotaining to watch on CNN.

grindonomicon wrote:

bigchiefbc wrote:+1 - I've often daydreamed that some fuck was gonna go Dimebag Darrell on the guitarist in my covers band during a gig.

Do you do a lot of Pantera covers? Or, erm, that other band he was in when he got kill't? I'd watch that... Tho I can't say that a killing spree on Pantera cover guitarists would have a great impact on my life, it would be infotaining to watch on CNN.

We do, in fact, do 1 pantera song. Maybe I should convince them to do another one. And make sure to hang by the back of the stage while we're playing it.

bigchiefbc wrote:We do, in fact, do 1 pantera song. Maybe I should convince them to do another one. And make sure to hang by the back of the stage while we're playing it.

I'm sure it would be easily googled which song he was playing when he got shot to death. I'd suggest that one. And Kevlar.