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Gearmond wrote:behndy, i have LITERALLY lost 100% of my respect for you because of your hatred of bacon.

lulz. heh... BACOOOON BAAAAAD!!!

it's just... so.... pervasive. when someone cooks it in the house it totally sits in your lungs and flavors everything around it. just means more bacony goodness for you right?

shiiiiiiit. you should be HAPPY my chubby ass isn't tryin' to take the pig product out your mouth. if anything, i'm lookin out for YOU homie!

pfft. you're just pussin out because animals look cute.

lulzorz. yah, i have a buncha friends that want me to watch that show with them 'cause they think it'd disgust me. i'm not a pushy dick like a lot of veggies. eat whatcha like.

hell, my grrL loves it. everytime we go out i'm not allowed to substitute meat for something else.

"you wanna be dificult? oh you're so special 'cause you don't eat MEAAAAT. well, than that shit is MINE."

grrL is more than a foot shorter than me and less than half my weight. and she can eat 5 times as much.

Japanese GrrLs are VORACIOUS.

cute.... i've had whale.... does that redeem the Porklessness a little?

Meh... whale is ok. I have sort of an allergy against seafood and stuff... so the last time I tried to eat sharkfilet... I threw up.. for a week....

behndy wrote:yes sir. yes i did.

i'm a pseudo-vegetarian. totally not about the animals. i'm with Tarantino on the Personality Equals Cute Equals Not A Food, so i'd rip holes in somebody and fuck them to death if they hurt my dog, but i give a fuck aboit some cows or ducks or pigs or llamas or however you roll.

i never really dug on the taste of meat that much, and after not eating pork awhile to have Burka Booter Access other meats started tasting a bit funny. so just cut them out.

woof. makes it HARD eating good stuff in the US sometimes. here in Cali it's easy though.

blegh. BACON.

I was like that... over ten years ago... now am a vegetarian... never liked pork... fish though... that was fucking hard to give up.

Fuzzy Fred wrote:I wish I was SPACERITUAL! I'd even settle for meating him. If ever met him real life oh would I suck'im off

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Mudfuzz wrote:

Fuzzy Fred wrote:I wish I was SPACERITUAL! I'd even settle for meating him. If ever met him real life oh would I suck'im off

fixed

LOL you so funny

But what is "meating" someone...

Fuzzy Fred wrote:But what is "meating" someone...

"i've got my meeeeat in youuuuuu."

damnit Fred. i'm on a fucking iphone here. that's like 10 minutes of scrolling. silly bacon-flavored bastard.

behndy wrote:"i've got my meeeeat in youuuuuu."

damnit Fred. i'm on a fucking iphone here. that's like 10 minutes of scrolling. silly bacon-flavored bastard.

hahahahaha

Seriously, I saw that posted somewhere and the seizure inducing cool story bro was pretty awesome. i was thoroughly impressed, and felt i should share. I was on an iPhone too, it took forever, and for that, I apologize. But you deserve it you vegetable eating pansy

lulz. shuddup. Cauliflower fights back like a MOTHERfucker. that shit ain't for no punk.

also, thirty-six more posts till i'm ILF Famous.

oop! thirty-FIVE. bwahhahaha!!

behndy wrote:

Gearmond wrote:behndy, i have LITERALLY lost 100% of my respect for you because of your hatred of bacon.

lulz. heh... BACOOOON BAAAAAD!!!

it's just... so.... pervasive. when someone cooks it in the house it totally sits in your lungs and flavors everything around it. just means more bacony goodness for you right?

shiiiiiiit. you should be HAPPY my chubby ass isn't tryin' to take the pig product out your mouth. if anything, i'm lookin out for YOU homie!

That's cause they are doing it wrong,....bacon goes in the oven,...not the frying pan.

What's really turning me off from food in general is that youtube webshow Epic Meal Time. Fuck those dumbass Canadians; stop yelling at me; STOPYELLINGATME!!!!,...

It's like those fucking loud ass car commercials STOPYELLINGATME!!! is the reason I gave up on TV all together; cept when it's hockey season.

I just realized I haven't eaten in two days.