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Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:47 am
by rfurtkamp
^from above

Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:49 am
by hbombgraphics
it's them dots that really get me, it's like a sharpie job I think
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:51 am
by Chankgeez
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:06 am
by hbombgraphics
Are we thinking they bought a cheap strat
cut the upper bout badly
restained it and sharpied over the dots?
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:08 am
by Chankgeez
Maybe, but its got a purple pickguard.

Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:10 am
by hbombgraphics
Chankgeez wrote:Maybe, but its got a purple pickguard.

they sucked you in.....dang

Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:12 am
by Chankgeez
Predilection fo' purple!!!
Actually, that's a good color combo too, but, yeah, it's a pretty lousy guitar.
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:16 am
by rfurtkamp
It COULD be yours for $495!
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 6:28 pm
by Chankgeez
Yas!!!
Found something uglier than that purple monstrosity:
https://reverb.com/item/2333017-silvert ... uscan-gold

Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:39 pm
by rfurtkamp
And ad copy is hilarious. If that's MIA, then I'm John Wilkes Booth.
Where's the theater?
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:43 pm
by hbombgraphics
I like the pro setup where they unwound and then rewound the strings
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:49 pm
by rfurtkamp
That's how pros do it, yo.
The secret tech tip is to also break a string and not trim that solitary one you've replaced, it's a mojo antennae.
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 5:37 pm
by Chankgeez
How's this ad copy for you, furtkamp?:
https://reverb.com/item/2532344-shonky- ... made-in-uk
EDIT: Not even gonna post a photo of this one, but this dude is a master of ugly designs:
https://reverb.com/item/2532285-shonky- ... y-24-scale
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 6:31 pm
by morange
"Shonkinite"
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:49 pm
by rfurtkamp
That's pretty bad ad copy. Because we all know that 80s insurance office counters have the best toanzes.