UGLIEST GEAR

rfurtkamp · Post by **rfurtkamp** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:47 am

^from above

hbombgraphics · Post by **hbombgraphics** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:49 am

it's them dots that really get me, it's like a sharpie job I think

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:51 am

What are you freakin' talking about? That's flippin' awesome!

hbombgraphics · Post by **hbombgraphics** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:06 am

Are we thinking they bought a cheap strat
cut the upper bout badly
restained it and sharpied over the dots?

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:08 am

Maybe, but its got a purple pickguard.

hbombgraphics · Post by **hbombgraphics** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:10 am

Chankgeez wrote:Maybe, but its got a purple pickguard.

they sucked you in.....dang

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:12 am

Predilection fo' purple!!!

Actually, that's a good color combo too, but, yeah, it's a pretty lousy guitar.

rfurtkamp · Post by **rfurtkamp** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:16 am

It COULD be yours for $495!

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 6:28 pm

Yas!!!

Found something uglier than that purple monstrosity:

https://reverb.com/item/2333017-silvert ... uscan-gold

rfurtkamp · Post by **rfurtkamp** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:39 pm

And ad copy is hilarious. If that's MIA, then I'm John Wilkes Booth.

Where's the theater?

hbombgraphics · Post by **hbombgraphics** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:43 pm

I like the pro setup where they unwound and then rewound the strings

rfurtkamp · Post by **rfurtkamp** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:49 pm

That's how pros do it, yo.

The secret tech tip is to also break a string and not trim that solitary one you've replaced, it's a mojo antennae.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 5:37 pm

EDIT: Not even gonna post a photo of this one, but this dude is a master of ugly designs:

https://reverb.com/item/2532285-shonky- ... y-24-scale

morange · Post by **morange** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 6:31 pm

"Shonkinite"

rfurtkamp · Post by **rfurtkamp** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:49 pm

That's pretty bad ad copy. Because we all know that 80s insurance office counters have the best toanzes.

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