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Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:04 pm
by TweedBassman
wtf is this shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow my h just totally got stuck
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:37 pm
by Jero
Chankgeez wrote:I think this got about as far as the ILF Colorsound Bass Fuzz clone project.
(You know a thread's old if there's a Zounds Perspex post on the last page.)
Man, I was totally supposed to build you one of those some time ago, huh?
Dann and I were supposed to help Brian with these. I'd still be down should Brian ever decide to pick it back up

Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:43 pm
by echodeluxe
How about a klone with a second footswitch with an independent boost...?
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:44 pm
by Chankgeez
Jero wrote:Chankgeez wrote:I think this got about as far as the ILF Colorsound Bass Fuzz clone project.
(You know a thread's old if there's a Zounds Perspex post on the last page.)
Man, I was totally supposed to build you one of those some time ago, huh?
Dann and I were supposed to help Brian with these. I'd still be down should Brian ever decide to pick it back up

That's OK, Jero, I don't think any of those got built. I think that project sorta fizzled out just like this one did.
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:45 pm
by JohnnyC
ok bumping this thread as it was only bought to my attention from the klon hitler thread and im an ILF noob.
from reading the thread...some want a full on klone with ILF graphics? and some want it with a f#cked up feature
theres a bit of debate about kloning/opportunistic builders cashing in on supply/demand...but i am passionate about just taking the piss...
the klonopin is awesome love it!
my contributions/suggestions are ferarri horse with hittlers head with JPA ...or something stupid like a klon with a boss hm-2 EQ or something like a chain of horsey centipedals...
if i can help in anyway to make this happen (prob restricted to pcb design as im in australia) or bounce back and forth stupid ideas, i am happy to help.
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:03 am
by ryan summit
just in case an unsuspectin klon fan
lookin for a true klone ends up with one
ITS GOTTA SOUND TOTALLY FUCKRD UP
i mean zero tranparancy
this should not enhance the tone of your two rock
button pushed
whammo
klonopins centuar junk smashes your amp right up the tube socket
its ILF
its gotta be awesome
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:27 am
by AxAxSxS
I vote ryan as lead development consultant in charge of ensuring total rule-age and awesome destructive massive crushing of all that is weak, with hitler unicorn gay dude armies of fuzzy epicness.
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:29 am
by RR Bigman
ryan summit wrote:just in case an unsuspectin klon fan
lookin for a true klone ends up with one
ITS GOTTA SOUND TOTALLY FUCKRD UP
i mean zero tranparancy
this should not enhance the tone of your two rock
button pushed
whammo
klonopins centuar junk smashes your amp right up the tube socket
its ILF
its gotta be awesome
just take out the klon circuit all together and just drop a filtered shitfuzz. Or a ringmod
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:33 am
by THEBEERHAMMER
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:wait wait wait.... is this still called the klonopin???
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:23 am
by ryan summit
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:THEBEERHAMMER wrote:wait wait wait.... is this still called the klonopin???
it better be
whats a better name than that
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:20 am
by goroth
I think it should be more stealthy in its approach. It should be a replica (goal 1: prove that there is no magic sauce in a pedal). Then maybe put a concentric pot somewhere that controls a "clean blend", except that you are blending in an ampeg scrambler. That way the craziness is completely hidden. Set it up all transparent, plays some blues then palm it off to your blues lawyer friend and surreptitiously blend in some scramble.
Give. The centaur a boner as well
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:05 am
by JohnnyC
ryan summit wrote:just in case an unsuspectin klon fan
lookin for a true klone ends up with one
ITS GOTTA SOUND TOTALLY FUCKRD UP
i mean zero tranparancy
this should not enhance the tone of your two rock
button pushed
whammo
klonopins centuar junk smashes your amp right up the tube socket
its ILF
its gotta be awesome
ok....so you could intergrate in a micro controller...
so...its true klon for a preset time (ie the average time of a 12 bar blues progression noodle) say 5 minutes.
after that...it bricks itself and reverts to
a- feedback loop
b - blinking led/ldr which shunts to ground (random stuttering tremolo)
c - LFOs spliced into every knob activated (so vol,gain.tone are all repeadily turned up and down up and down)
d - flips to a disgusting fuzz circuit (ie tim escobedos uglyface)
e - all of the above
and the only way to get out of this is to unplug and re plug the power jack.
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:18 am
by Obulus
goroth wrote:Give. The centaur a boner as well
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:15 am
by rustywire
ryan summit wrote:THEBEERHAMMER wrote:THEBEERHAMMER wrote:wait wait wait.... is this still called the klonopin???
it better be
whats a better name than that
Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:06 pm
by echodeluxe
its just a gold box with a footswitch and HDMI out, so you can hook it up to you HD television. whenever you stomp the button, it plays the hitler klon video