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No man ever deserves to have his cock cut off,...no matter how much of a prick he is.

maz91379 wrote:There was a penis transplant in 2006 but the man asked to have it removed after two weeks because he and his wife were experiencing psychological trauma. Hooray one day my dream of having big black penis is possible! if i lose mine in a tragic garbage disposal accident ..... Actually this is way more depressing than i thought, you just can't win even if you get it replaced.

they have black condoms so you can pretend but size wise i cant help u there unless they have 10 inch extenders

now, here's an argument for homosexuality...i've never heard a story about a gay man cutting off his lover's totem pole and tossing it in the Dispo-Z-All.

I think I might just keep posting in this thread until I get to the next page so I can avoid all this painful penis-cutting-off talk.

Also, my post count is currently the year I was born.

snipelfritz wrote:I think I might just keep posting in this thread until I get to the next page so I can avoid all this painful penis-cutting-off talk.

BUMP for an end to dick chop convo. High fuckin five on that one.

Rage of the Day: Fuck Michele Bachmann

theactionindex wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:I think I might just keep posting in this thread until I get to the next page so I can avoid all this painful penis-cutting-off talk.

BUMP for an end to dick chop convo. High fuckin five on that one.

Rage of the Day: Fuck Michele Bachmann

She cut off some penises or somethin'? I bet it was with a cigar cutter. Also good for fingernail removal!

Nah, she didn't do any dick damage, but she hates people with penises who like penises though. Her husband described gay people as barbarians who need to be educated. Which is totally true, I wander around all stupid like and forget what hole I'm supposed to put my dick in.

Achtane wrote:I bet it was with a cigar cutter.

Throwing star, totally a throwing star.

maz91379 wrote:I sleep fucked my teacher. Could care less.

I decoded it with my Michelle Bachmann decoder ring.

Made of freshly harvested dicks.

Bleh, guess who's wireless router is down?

Got to go to the coffee shop and feed off their wifi. Thought I might see some cute hipster chicks, but it turned out to just be a bunch of people in their 50s. I did just see some guy with an eye patch. That's pretty bad-ass. Oh well, at least I get to go home and have drunk/loud guitar time at 8am. For now, it's of Montreal/Latte time.

I'm the biggest hipster in town and damn proud. I think I'm going to start setting up secret concert/parties in unoccupied houses in new subdivisions. There's plenty of them and even once the cops catch on they can't watch all of them at once.

been wearing saddle plugs lately. i thought not having to fuck with o rings would be cool. it's not. sometimes i bend over and my plugs fall out. sometimes i turn my head too quickly and my plugs fall out. if i don't wear plugs for a day or two my ears shrink but just go back to where they were after a few hours. i even take my plugs out when i'm sleeping. i don't want to size up either. single flare 0s fit but they just look too big in my opinion. might go plugless for a week or two and see if that helps.

unownunown wrote:been wearing saddle plugs lately. i thought not having to fuck with o rings would be cool. it's not. sometimes i bend over and my plugs fall out. sometimes i turn my head too quickly and my plugs fall out. if i don't wear plugs for a day or two my ears shrink but just go back to where they were after a few hours. i even take my plugs out when i'm sleeping. i don't want to size up either. single flare 0s fit but they just look too big in my opinion. might go plugless for a week or two and see if that helps.

Pics?

So based on the single, horrible rap station that gets played on the prep line behind our cooking line 24/7, I've determined that the two main routes to successful songwriting are:

A) Take the dumbest sound you can possibly record, then turn it into a beat. Use a pitch-shifted version of it for everything else. Add a healthy dose of Autotune. A good example of a sound to use is the squeak your foot makes when you get into a tub.

B) Steal a track that you heard at a rave in 1993 and wail over it like every bad gospel singer ever. Your voice should flail around like a fucking mine-sweeping tank in Normandy until you hit acceptable notes. Add a healthy dose of Autotune.

THE FRESH BEATS, THEY ARE NOT ON THIS STATION.

Recording did not go swimmingly tonight.

Achtane wrote:So based on the single, horrible rap station that gets played on the prep line behind our cooking line 24/7, I've determined that the two main routes to successful songwriting are:

A) Take the dumbest sound you can possibly record, then turn it into a beat. Use a pitch-shifted version of it for everything else. Add a healthy dose of Autotune. A good example of a sound to use is the squeak your foot makes when you get into a tub.

B) Steal a track that you heard at a rave in 1993 and wail over it like every bad gospel singer ever. Your voice should flail around like a fucking mine-sweeping tank in Normandy until you hit acceptable notes. Add a healthy dose of Autotune.

THE FRESH BEATS, THEY ARE NOT ON THIS STATION.

Or just blatantly plagiarize the first two measures of a Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, or Supertramp song.

Why isn't my Flanger working anymoooooooooooooooooooooore!




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Everything sucks so much butt and I hate it.

I have to go to work today.