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Kellanium wrote:

bigchiefbc wrote:

SPACERITUAL wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Pull with what? I understand this strategy, I'm just not sure how it would be feasible without a third hand.

This.

I still don't get why you can't pull it taut with one hand and shave with the other. What the hell do you need the third hand for? Do you normally need two hands to shave?

He needs the third hand to pull back the fat rolls.

I lol'd. I mean, if you pull with one hand you just get some long fold of skin that's prone to cutting. Pulling from two separate points allows you to create a flat surface. I'm in public, so I can't really experiment at the moment, but I feel like this makes sense.

How's this? Somebody post a video of themself shaving their balls with two hands and show me how its done.

snipelfritz wrote:\
I lol'd. I mean, if you pull with one hand you just get some long fold of skin that's prone to cutting. Pulling from two separate points allows you to create a flat surface. I'm in public, so I can't really experiment at the moment, but I feel like this makes sense.

How's this? Somebody post a video of themself shaving their balls with two hands and show me how its done.

i ain't goign ot post a video, but the way i do it is i grab a bunch of sack in my fist and pull at multiple points insted of just the one.

snipelfritz wrote:I lol'd. I mean, if you pull with one hand you just get some long fold of skin that's prone to cutting. Pulling from two separate points allows you to create a flat surface. I'm in public, so I can't really experiment at the moment, but I feel like this makes sense.

How's this? Somebody post a video of themself shaving their balls with two hands and show me how its done.

Exactly, pulling from two points. You grasp one point between your thumb and ring finger, then the other with your index and middle. It's like the technique required to handle a fine bow made by the most renowned of fletchers. It's an art. Like drawing a bow, you will hurt yourself if you haven't honed your mental strength and physical dexterity.

And while you're at it, shine a flashlight through it. Ooh, creepy, it's like an alien egg.

Achtane wrote:And while you're at it, shine a flashlight through it. Ooh, creepy, it's like an alien egg.

So I'm not the only one.

why are we talking about shaving balls, again? i thought this forum was dedicated to the LOVE of fuzz, not the elimination of it.

I find that with a good razor you don't have to pull at all.

In the interest of time, lately I've just been teabagging a small container full of Aircraft Remover.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_DE96qt5CI[/youtube]

I really don't get why you guys are struggling with this. Shave gently, and use the fingers on your free hand to pull out any folds.

Honestly, I don't think I even really use two hands... the razor seems to unfold it on its own. The skin is pretty thin, so you wanna use a light touch, but it's really not that difficult...

I don't get how you people got through life not knowing this stuff.

at this point in my life, if there's anyone that cares that much about my junk being shaved they can do it themself.

i've never really had a problem with forearm combustion with Gibson types, but then, i wear my guitar fairly high and tend to anchor my right hand near the bridge a lot of the time when i play lead so i can palm mute. so i'm mostly resting on the edge of the guitar near the elbow whatever shape of guitar i play.

I'm cuddly. Like obnoxiously cuddly. Like an over-sized kitten.
And I have no one who wants to cuddle with me. Makes me feel a bit depressed.
Fuck girls and their "guys should be macho but I really want to cuddle all day but don't like cuddly guys" bullshit.
Meow

I'm mad cuddly too. My girlfriend was a bit put off by my femininity when I finally opened up when we first started dating, but now she appreciates it. We've also been dating since we were 15 and 17, so I think some of it is just being immature. Some people stop being immature and some don't.

Just tryin' to be reassuring. *shrug*

maz91379 wrote:

alexa. wrote:I'm cuddly. Like obnoxiously cuddly. Like an over-sized kitten.
And I have no one who wants to cuddle with me. Makes me feel a bit depressed.
Fuck girls and their "guys should be macho but I really want to cuddle all day but don't like cuddly guys" bullshit.
Meow

Really this happens i haven't dated anyone this retarded yet.

no it doesn't happen on the regular, but it's what people default to just for a method of explanation. kind of like the GIRLS ONLY LIKE ASSHOLES thing.

but yeah i miss sleeping on dudes' chests and waking up there also. this thread really should just be renamed to SOME CONFESSIONS BUT MOSTLY FUZZY MUSINGS ON LONGING AND LONELINESS.

also come on, don't shave your balls.

seriously. the only reason i shave my BEARD is because it's all grey and i'd look like fuckin' Santa Claus.

i'm also mad cuddly, and am utterly miserable on that level now that my ex is gone and i have nobody to snuggle except my cat. i run on hugs, and my tank is getting awfully low.

i was always a cuddly guy. Now i'm a super cuddly chick. never bothered anyone. but then again i never got any dates. still don't.

*goes off to be emo*

I always end up with girls that could probably kick my ass, but would rather cuddle. It's weird, but it works.