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Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:17 pm
by Inconuucl
gnomethrone wrote:

That looks like a promo shot from one of those horrible horrible reality TV shows about bikes/dumpsters/hunters/whatever.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:25 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Inconuucl wrote:gnomethrone wrote:

That looks like a promo shot from one of those horrible horrible reality TV shows about bikes/dumpsters/hunters/whatever.
Can i just say that the pantera home videos were endlessly entertaining, and as long as phil is still drinking i would watch a reality show about him EVERY WEEK???
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:29 pm
by Iommic Pope
Inconuucl wrote:Hell yeah?
Fuck no.
SPACERITUAL wrote:I think he's talking about superjooint
So close....
Inc: are you familiar with the awful world of metal promo shots?
They can make even the best bands look like douchebags.
SPACE: have you seen that YouTube sure it's of Phil mentoring that dick in the ways of metal?
It's kinda cheesy, but there are some great Philisms in there.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 11:23 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Iommic Pope wrote:
SPACE: have you seen that YouTube sure it's of Phil mentoring that dick in the ways of metal?
It's kinda cheesy, but there are some great Philisms in there.
lINK MEEEEEE
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 11:37 pm
by gnomethrone
I saw superjoint last month. The opener was this godawful metal core band Veil of Maya. Phill walked out drinking wine out of the bottle and said "alright let's hear it for Vial of Mayonnaise"

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:44 am
by Inconuucl
Iommic Pope wrote:
Inc: are you familiar with the awful world of metal promo shots?
They can make even the best bands look like douchebags.
It's all about the metal grapefruit clutch/prostate exam.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:00 am
by casecandy
Whenever they do the grapefruit clutch with their palm turned up, it looks like they're trying to channel fire, mage style.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:46 am
by Mudfuzz
Iommic Pope wrote:All connected.
So very, very close.
Down

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:49 am
by D.o.S.
I think it's Eyehategod.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:14 pm
by Inconuucl
Which honestly has one if the worst band names yet.

Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 1:53 pm
by DarkAxel
D.o.S. wrote:
nope, rock band
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:06 pm
by D.o.S.
Oh man but that fits so well.
Re: Describe a band you like in the shittiest terms possible
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:38 pm
by DarkAxel
gotta give it to you - it does
also the changed riffs thing was mainly live shows