The Confessions Thread

[Jenesis]

If she was hot and willing, I don't see the problem?

[htsamurai]

If she was willing I don't see the problem?

yeah! <.<

[deadbeatriot]

i get almost irrationally mad when people i don't know (or just don't like) touch me other than a hand shake or high five or other activity-appropriate contact.

if someone i don't know throws their arm around my shoulder or starts pulling me around to make a point or something, i feel the need to get away or start swingin. it's weird because i know it's a pretty heavy overreaction, and i have no problem with family or friends.

[DarkAxel]

I just came back from a rehearsal... the fuzz i'm currently selling sounded so awesome that i doubt if i want to get rid of it i have to admit i just today noticed how awesome it is for rhythm playing... because guys... i didn't really like to use fuzz for rhythms... before i started to listen to Electric Wizard, Boris, Amplifier and so on...

it's a boutique clone of Si Fuzz Face... until now i've been using it just for leads, but now... well i still haven't had the fortune to find someone who'd want it, so...

BUT... tomorrow i'm picking up my new Fuzz Factory clone from the post office, so we'll see if the fuzz face can be replaced by the Fuzz Factory

[StudioShutIn]

i get almost irrationally mad when people i don't know (or just don't like) touch me other than a hand shake or high five or other activity-appropriate contact.

if someone i don't know throws their arm around my shoulder or starts pulling me around to make a point or something, i feel the need to get away or start swingin. it's weird because i know it's a pretty heavy overreaction, and i have no problem with family or friends.

^^^ This. You're not alone..I'm the same way, to a certain extent.
For what that's worth..

[MaxMaps]

God I just had sex all night and this morning.

My plans are to eat reeces peanut butter cups, play bass and street fighter.

Goddamn life is good.

[magiclawnchair]

I just came back from a rehearsal... the fuzz i'm currently selling sounded so awesome that i doubt if i want to get rid of it i have to admit i just today noticed how awesome it is for rhythm playing... because guys... i didn't really like to use fuzz for rhythms... before i started to listen to Electric Wizard, Boris, Amplifier and so on...

it's a boutique clone of Si Fuzz Face... until now i've been using it just for leads, but now... well i still haven't had the fortune to find someone who'd want it, so...

BUT... tomorrow i'm picking up my new Fuzz Factory clone from the post office, so we'll see if the fuzz face can be replaced by the Fuzz Factory

you need some fuzzhugger fx...

[Mudfuzz]

I just came back from a rehearsal... the fuzz i'm currently selling sounded so awesome that i doubt if i want to get rid of it i have to admit i just today noticed how awesome it is for rhythm playing... because guys... i didn't really like to use fuzz for rhythms... before i started to listen to Electric Wizard, Boris, Amplifier and so on...

it's a boutique clone of Si Fuzz Face... until now i've been using it just for leads, but now... well i still haven't had the fortune to find someone who'd want it, so...

BUT... tomorrow i'm picking up my new Fuzz Factory clone from the post office, so we'll see if the fuzz face can be replaced by the Fuzz Factory

you need some fuzzhugger fx...

+1
Great wall kills for the supper heavy rhythm stuff, it's just huge.

[adrianlee]

Our band stopped getting together recently. Just flat out stopped.

Our drummer and keyboardist just lost all communication with us. Right as we were really to get a name for ourselves around our area. We've tried reaching them to no avail.


I just want some closure. That's all. I get sad about it daily.

[Achtane]

Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools.

Spineless bastards, all.

[nad]

this story got me banned from another forum when i posted it in their confessional. Time to see what youre made of ILF.

So this one time I was at a party and there was a girl there in a wheelchair. She was cute and it looked like her body was perfectly normal, like her legs werent all fucked up or tiny or anything like youd think they may appear to be if she was a paraplegic (i dont know why i have this misconception, it probably comes from seeing my first tiny-legged person in a walgreens when i was like 4 or 5). Well, there was a fair amount of whiskey consumed and i started to get that craving about me. For the girl in the wheelchair. Thats right....theres was just something so fucking sexy about her inability to walk and i couldnt resist...So i start chatting her up and she suggests we take our convo to somewhere a little more quiet. We end up in the poolhouse where she immediately goes for my belt. Three people walked in on me getting blown by a girl i would later find out was, in fact, a paraplegic. Shit was a gruesome scene too, i had one leg out of my jeans and on one of the armrests of her wheelchair practically face fucking this girl and gibbering on about her being a dirty bitch...Ive lost alot of friends over that night and to tell you the truth i have no fucking idea why. Am i really an asshole for getting dome from a cripple? Id certainly like to think not. Id like to think that the handicapped have just as much right (providing, of course they are attractive) to put their mouths on my unmentionables as fully capable and in no way impaired wom en do. In fact i like to think of myself as a crusader for their civil rights. Fighting the good fight and all that.

This rules. Whatever forum it was and whomever friends they were are fucking prudes. Did you later bang her, or was it just a one time blow n' go? I'm not trying to judge, just curious really. A friend of mine just married a dude in a wheelchair and the whole time I was thinking "I wonder if he can still get it up?" Also the ceremony was a bit religious and preacherman was talking about "first came Adam and then G-d knew that he needed a partner, so then Eve was created," but all I could picture was god and his posse thinking "jesus christ, we gotta find some way to get this dude to stop fucking all the animals, HEY I KNOW!" I later revealed why I was laughing during that part to m'lady, and she laughed saying that she was imagining the creator thinking "this Adam dude sure jerks off a lot, we need to get him a chick." Apparently we are both a bit irreverent toward religion. Also, perverts.

[DarkAxel]

I just came back from a rehearsal... the fuzz i'm currently selling sounded so awesome that i doubt if i want to get rid of it i have to admit i just today noticed how awesome it is for rhythm playing... because guys... i didn't really like to use fuzz for rhythms... before i started to listen to Electric Wizard, Boris, Amplifier and so on...

it's a boutique clone of Si Fuzz Face... until now i've been using it just for leads, but now... well i still haven't had the fortune to find someone who'd want it, so...

BUT... tomorrow i'm picking up my new Fuzz Factory clone from the post office, so we'll see if the fuzz face can be replaced by the Fuzz Factory

you need some fuzzhugger fx...

yes... i know but there's not enough money

i'm going to get either a chalice or AB-Synth, BUT right now i'm getting my shit together to buy the older Disaster Transport that popped up for a good price...

BUT FEAR NOT! i got myself a second part-time job to be able to buy more pedals and cover my girlfriend with gold (a confession: i'm not sure which part of that statement is more important to me )

[McSpunckle]

I think coily cables are lame.

[htsamurai]

I think coily cables are lame.

PP hates you too

[Mudfuzz]

I think coily cables are lame.

PP hates you too

I had to give one of the guitarist I play with back the coil cord he keeps leaving over here... Now I have to go buy my own