The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

This is true

I'm sorry unownunown and aenswife and juliedalton and any other female times who chill here for the last page or so. I've tried to be respectful, and I WILL go down for as long as it takes (ASSUMING I AM ALLOWED). Please don't think of me and the rest of us(mostly the rest of us, I'll be a martyr) as a bunch of pervs. Just remember: When we say "dayum that piece of ass is sexy" we're not devaluing your intelligence or anything else. A compliment is exclusive, not outright.

[Ayrton]

I've always wanted a white tiger for a pet. When it grows up, I'd have a big, cuddly kitty and a trained guard tiger in one. I really have a weakness for cats.

[alexa.]

Don't we all?

[jfrey]

I sleep on the bus, holding a cup of coffee. I have never spilled any (there's a lid, but I leave the part you drink from open).

I also sometimes go to sleep while chewing gum. I have never swallowed a piece.

I like to switch what side of the bed I sleep on at least a couple times a week. My girlfriend does not allow it.

I don't order things myself at restaurants, I just tell the waiter/waitress to bring me whatever they feel like.

[Chankgeez]

I've always wanted a white tiger for a pet. When it grows up, I'd have a big, cuddly kitty and a trained guard tiger in one. I really have a weakness for cats.

Don't show any weakness in front of cats. You'll end up getting mauled.

[alexa.]

I like Sonata Arctica.
You can flame me now.

[Achtane]

I like Sonata Arctica.
You can flame me now.

I like the beginning of "My Land" because it reminds me of good times playing some old video game. I think it was Mega Turrican.

[dubkitty]

back in the 1980s, when i was going to school in San Francisco, i once drove about six or seven miles through Sonoma County while either asleep or in a state of semi-consciousness such that i was totally unaware i was driving, including crossing over the US 101 freeway on a ramp/overpass and merging into four lanes of freeway traffic. this was all like 50-60 MPH driving, IIRC in the 1961 Chevrolet Carryall (precursor to a Suburban). when i woke up i was quite terrified. it's the only time in my life where i was actually operating and have a total blackout-esque memory gap.

my big grey kitty is now trying to train me to follow his every food demand the way Buddy, my most favorite cat of all who i lost in the court case, used to do. i spoil my cats fucking ROTTEN. well, my cat--singular--now. he gets better food than i do. but then, i like him much more than i like me. however, i'm resisting his insistence that i rise at an ungodly early hour to dispense fresh tinned food for him. you've already cost me $1475 in legal bills...eat some damn crunchies and then come back here and keep me warm, butthead.

[DallasLemonade]

I don't order things myself at restaurants, I just tell the waiter/waitress to bring me whatever they feel like.

how many times has this turned out badly? it sounds cool!

[jfrey]

I don't order things myself at restaurants, I just tell the waiter/waitress to bring me whatever they feel like.

how many times has this turned out badly? it sounds cool!

Honestly never. I think that if you leave it up to them they put genuine thought into it. Also, I'm always open to new foods. If you aren't open minded though I can see it not going well.

It's fun. It makes meals more interesting, and it means that you find lots of foods that you like that you may have never ordered yourself. I started doing it probably four or five years ago when I realized that I always ordered the same things everywhere I went.

[alexa.]

A great idea actually.

[Grrface]

I don't order things myself at restaurants, I just tell the waiter/waitress to bring me whatever they feel like.

how many times has this turned out badly? it sounds cool!

Honestly never. I think that if you leave it up to them they put genuine thought into it. Also, I'm always open to new foods. If you aren't open minded though I can see it not going well.

It's fun. It makes meals more interesting, and it means that you find lots of foods that you like that you may have never ordered yourself. I started doing it probably four or five years ago when I realized that I always ordered the same things everywhere I went.

My usual question at a new place is "What do you order when you're on break, or when you come here?" I end up with weird, off menu combinations sometimes, but I have yet to ever be disappointed.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

I really like my girlfriend, but goddamn, that girl at the video game store is cute.
Being in a long term relationship has it's disadvantages.

[unownunown]

confession: i'm drunk.

[DallasLemonade]

I hate having hickeys