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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:43 pm
by Jero
Received intel today that a girl I met a couple weeks ago at a friends house would like to hang out this weekend. Things are shaping up...for an inevitable collapse :facepalm:

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:55 pm
by BitchPudding
Iommic Pope wrote:
BitchPudding wrote:Well she said yes to getting married so I might be doung something right. :lol:
Oh shit man, when did you guys get married?!
Sorry mate, I missed that precious nugget of information.
Lol this thread.

Were not married yet. Just engaged. Got some other things to take care of first before we tie the knot.

And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:08 pm
by jrfox92
BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
Calm down, Jack White. :lol:

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:14 pm
by comesect2.0
im in love with a girl from petco....i feel like wipin out my acoustic and singin "im in love with a giiiirl fruuum petcooo!"

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:27 pm
by karmablock
jrfox92 wrote:
BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
Calm down, Jack White. :lol:
My girlfriend and I have talked about making up a last name for both of us.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:30 pm
by jrfox92
karmablock wrote:
jrfox92 wrote:
BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
Calm down, Jack White. :lol:
My girlfriend and I have talked about making up a last name for both of us.
I thought your last name was Block? :?:

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:32 pm
by karmablock
jrfox92 wrote:
karmablock wrote:
jrfox92 wrote:
BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
Calm down, Jack White. :lol:
My girlfriend and I have talked about making up a last name for both of us.
I thought your last name was Block? :?:
It's Karma B. Lock

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:33 pm
by jrfox92
:lol:

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 12:22 am
by BitchPudding
Lol of course the jack white thing pops up. :lol:

I just really like her last name, and I don't want her to change it. Fuck conventional norms.

And an added bonus that I didnt realize till later, ny initals would be NO. Which is great. :lol:

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:08 am
by comesect2.0
thats awesome puddin^ &whats up with these barrage of fb friend requests that have web cam girls wanting to show me their pussy? kinda temped to accept...

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:22 am
by neonblack
Engage Sadboy mode!

Long story short, details spared, I had a chance to end the hiatus today but made a shit excuse instead. Told her there wasn't enough time. She had to work in 30 minutes. Actually I was just freaking out.

She told me she'd come back over tonight but only if we did the sex. I said okay. She flaked. I haven't heard from her since she left this afternoon. Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:38 am
by jrfox92
neonblack wrote:Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
There's one that comes to mind, but I don't want to offend you too much. :lol:

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:39 am
by humandingus
neonblack wrote:Engage Sadboy mode!

Long story short, details spared, I had a chance to end the hiatus today but made a shit excuse instead. Told her there wasn't enough time. She had to work in 30 minutes. Actually I was just freaking out.

She told me she'd come back over tonight but only if we did the sex. I said okay. She flaked. I haven't heard from her since she left this afternoon. Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
i was gonna google something but i settled on disaliefment

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:40 am
by neonblack
jrfox92 wrote:
neonblack wrote:Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
There's one that comes to mind, but I don't want to offend you too much. :lol:
Well now I'm curious :lol:

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:41 am
by jrfox92
neonblack wrote:
jrfox92 wrote:
neonblack wrote:Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
There's one that comes to mind, but I don't want to offend you too much. :lol:
Well now I'm curious :lol:
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