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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Received intel today that a girl I met a couple weeks ago at a friends house would like to hang out this weekend. Things are shaping up...for an inevitable collapse 

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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Lol this thread.Iommic Pope wrote:Oh shit man, when did you guys get married?!BitchPudding wrote:Well she said yes to getting married so I might be doung something right.
Sorry mate, I missed that precious nugget of information.
Were not married yet. Just engaged. Got some other things to take care of first before we tie the knot.
And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
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BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.

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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Calm down, Jack White.BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.

Since I always forget:
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Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
im in love with a girl from petco....i feel like wipin out my acoustic and singin "im in love with a giiiirl fruuum petcooo!"
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
My girlfriend and I have talked about making up a last name for both of us.jrfox92 wrote:Calm down, Jack White.BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
I thought your last name was Block?karmablock wrote:My girlfriend and I have talked about making up a last name for both of us.jrfox92 wrote:Calm down, Jack White.BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.

Since I always forget:
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Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
It's Karma B. Lockjrfox92 wrote:I thought your last name was Block?karmablock wrote:My girlfriend and I have talked about making up a last name for both of us.jrfox92 wrote:Calm down, Jack White.BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
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Since I always forget:
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Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Lol of course the jack white thing pops up. 
I just really like her last name, and I don't want her to change it. Fuck conventional norms.
And an added bonus that I didnt realize till later, ny initals would be NO. Which is great.

I just really like her last name, and I don't want her to change it. Fuck conventional norms.
And an added bonus that I didnt realize till later, ny initals would be NO. Which is great.

ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.

YO YO ITS YA BOI
You can find my band here. We are Phantoms Forever.
https://phantomsforever.bandcamp.com/
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6jlCzvM ... uJz3_ZbcSw
https://www.instagram.com/phantomsfor3v ... c0MzIxNw==
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
thats awesome puddin^ &whats up with these barrage of fb friend requests that have web cam girls wanting to show me their pussy? kinda temped to accept...
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Engage Sadboy mode!
Long story short, details spared, I had a chance to end the hiatus today but made a shit excuse instead. Told her there wasn't enough time. She had to work in 30 minutes. Actually I was just freaking out.
She told me she'd come back over tonight but only if we did the sex. I said okay. She flaked. I haven't heard from her since she left this afternoon. Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
Long story short, details spared, I had a chance to end the hiatus today but made a shit excuse instead. Told her there wasn't enough time. She had to work in 30 minutes. Actually I was just freaking out.
She told me she'd come back over tonight but only if we did the sex. I said okay. She flaked. I haven't heard from her since she left this afternoon. Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
There's one that comes to mind, but I don't want to offend you too much.neonblack wrote:Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?

Since I always forget:
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Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
i was gonna google something but i settled on disaliefmentneonblack wrote:Engage Sadboy mode!
Long story short, details spared, I had a chance to end the hiatus today but made a shit excuse instead. Told her there wasn't enough time. She had to work in 30 minutes. Actually I was just freaking out.
She told me she'd come back over tonight but only if we did the sex. I said okay. She flaked. I haven't heard from her since she left this afternoon. Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Well now I'm curiousjrfox92 wrote:There's one that comes to mind, but I don't want to offend you too much.neonblack wrote:Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?

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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
neonblack wrote:Well now I'm curiousjrfox92 wrote:There's one that comes to mind, but I don't want to offend you too much.neonblack wrote:Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?

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Since I always forget:
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Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3