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Received intel today that a girl I met a couple weeks ago at a friends house would like to hang out this weekend. Things are shaping up...for an inevitable collapse :facepalm:
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BitchPudding wrote:Well she said yes to getting married so I might be doung something right. :lol:
Oh shit man, when did you guys get married?!
Sorry mate, I missed that precious nugget of information.
Lol this thread.

Were not married yet. Just engaged. Got some other things to take care of first before we tie the knot.

And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
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BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
Calm down, Jack White. :lol:
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im in love with a girl from petco....i feel like wipin out my acoustic and singin "im in love with a giiiirl fruuum petcooo!"
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jrfox92 wrote:
BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
Calm down, Jack White. :lol:
My girlfriend and I have talked about making up a last name for both of us.
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karmablock wrote:
jrfox92 wrote:
BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
Calm down, Jack White. :lol:
My girlfriend and I have talked about making up a last name for both of us.
I thought your last name was Block? :?:
Since I always forget:
Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
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jrfox92 wrote:
karmablock wrote:
jrfox92 wrote:
BitchPudding wrote: And in an unconventional twist (and to derail the thread some), I'm taking her last name.
Calm down, Jack White. :lol:
My girlfriend and I have talked about making up a last name for both of us.
I thought your last name was Block? :?:
It's Karma B. Lock
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:lol:
Since I always forget:
Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3
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Lol of course the jack white thing pops up. :lol:

I just really like her last name, and I don't want her to change it. Fuck conventional norms.

And an added bonus that I didnt realize till later, ny initals would be NO. Which is great. :lol:
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.

How dare you sully my good name.
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thats awesome puddin^ &whats up with these barrage of fb friend requests that have web cam girls wanting to show me their pussy? kinda temped to accept...
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Engage Sadboy mode!

Long story short, details spared, I had a chance to end the hiatus today but made a shit excuse instead. Told her there wasn't enough time. She had to work in 30 minutes. Actually I was just freaking out.

She told me she'd come back over tonight but only if we did the sex. I said okay. She flaked. I haven't heard from her since she left this afternoon. Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
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neonblack wrote:Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
There's one that comes to mind, but I don't want to offend you too much. :lol:
Since I always forget:
Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3
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neonblack wrote:Engage Sadboy mode!

Long story short, details spared, I had a chance to end the hiatus today but made a shit excuse instead. Told her there wasn't enough time. She had to work in 30 minutes. Actually I was just freaking out.

She told me she'd come back over tonight but only if we did the sex. I said okay. She flaked. I haven't heard from her since she left this afternoon. Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
i was gonna google something but i settled on disaliefment
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jrfox92 wrote:
neonblack wrote:Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
There's one that comes to mind, but I don't want to offend you too much. :lol:
Well now I'm curious :lol:
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neonblack wrote:
jrfox92 wrote:
neonblack wrote:Is there a word for a mixture of disappointment and relief?
There's one that comes to mind, but I don't want to offend you too much. :lol:
Well now I'm curious :lol:
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Since I always forget:
Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
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