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Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:24 am
by Eric!
I LOL'd and I EEWWW'd a lot

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:08 am
by JayLFO
I can't feel my ears...

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:12 pm
by deadbeatriot
i've been quietly draining a pint of black label at work.


best day at work ever.

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:18 am
by metalmariachi
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE[/youtube]

MM

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:18 am
by SPACERITUAL
I remember this one time i was too drunk to fuck. This chick that looked just like a hot joan jett was blowing me in a ditch beside the huddle house and i just couldnt get it up i was fucking mad dude. I started frantically trying to shove my dick inside her with my thumb shit was way greasy man.

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:29 am
by Eric!
whiskeydick, brotha. Sad story, indeed

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:34 am
by Companda
SPACERITUAL wrote:I remember this one time i was too drunk to fuck. This chick that looked just like a hot joan jett was blowing me in a ditch beside the huddle house and i just couldnt get it up i was fucking mad dude. I started frantically trying to shove my dick inside her with my thumb shit was way greasy man.



Getting blown in a ditch outside of a Huddle House. Now THAT'S the life!

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:30 pm
by testertube
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Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:23 pm
by Teej212
i miss being able to post in this thread. im so sober its not even funny.

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:27 pm
by adrianlee
Teej212 wrote:i miss being able to post in this thread. im so sober its not even funny.



By choice or force?

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:08 pm
by Teej212
forced choice. i decided to stop for my cross country season

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:04 am
by veteransdaypoppy
lol i'm pretty drunk.
but i'm alone.
that's pretty weird.
i'm gonna grab another beer.
hey dudes.

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:50 pm
by deadbeatriot
NATTY LIGHT
NATTY BRIGHT
ALL THE NATTY I SEE TONIGHT
I WISH I MAY
I WISH I MIGHT
DRINK ALL THE NATTY I SEE TONIGHT


(no, i don't like natty. but beer pong is the unofficial american pastime, so how can i say no?)

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:22 pm
by Monkeyboard
Ok DBR didn't tkae me up on my offer. Amd I know I promised mself I'd wait untill friday when some mates are coming over.

Promises to yourself are the most easy to break.

PS: First time in this thread!

Re: only post here when you're drunk or high

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:55 pm
by Teej212
deadbeatriot wrote:NATTY LIGHT
NATTY BRIGHT
ALL THE NATTY I SEE TONIGHT
I WISH I MAY
I WISH I MIGHT
DRINK ALL THE NATTY I SEE TONIGHT


(no, i don't like natty. but beer pong is the unofficial american pastime, so how can i say no?)


lol, natty's one good use, for beer pong. otherwise, why not drink carbonated tinkle?