only post here when you're drunk or high

Eric! · Post by **Eric!** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:24 am

I LOL'd and I EEWWW'd a lot

JayLFO · Post by **JayLFO** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:08 am

I can't feel my ears...

deadbeatriot · Post by **deadbeatriot** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:12 pm

i've been quietly draining a pint of black label at work.

best day at work ever.

metalmariachi · Post by **metalmariachi** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:18 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE[/youtube]

MM

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:18 am

I remember this one time i was too drunk to fuck. This chick that looked just like a hot joan jett was blowing me in a ditch beside the huddle house and i just couldnt get it up i was fucking mad dude. I started frantically trying to shove my dick inside her with my thumb shit was way greasy man.

Eric! · Post by **Eric!** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:29 am

whiskeydick, brotha. Sad story, indeed

Companda · Post by **Companda** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:34 am

SPACERITUAL wrote:I remember this one time i was too drunk to fuck. This chick that looked just like a hot joan jett was blowing me in a ditch beside the huddle house and i just couldnt get it up i was fucking mad dude. I started frantically trying to shove my dick inside her with my thumb shit was way greasy man.

Getting blown in a ditch outside of a Huddle House. Now THAT'S the life!

testertube · Post by **testertube** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:30 pm

Teej212 · Post by **Teej212** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:23 pm

i miss being able to post in this thread. im so sober its not even funny.

adrianlee · Post by **adrianlee** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:27 pm

Teej212 wrote:i miss being able to post in this thread. im so sober its not even funny.

By choice or force?

Teej212 · Post by **Teej212** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:08 pm

forced choice. i decided to stop for my cross country season

veteransdaypoppy · Post by **veteransdaypoppy** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:04 am

lol i'm pretty drunk.
but i'm alone.
that's pretty weird.
i'm gonna grab another beer.
hey dudes.

deadbeatriot · Post by **deadbeatriot** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:50 pm

NATTY LIGHT
NATTY BRIGHT
ALL THE NATTY I SEE TONIGHT
I WISH I MAY
I WISH I MIGHT
DRINK ALL THE NATTY I SEE TONIGHT

(no, i don't like natty. but beer pong is the unofficial american pastime, so how can i say no?)

Monkeyboard · Post by **Monkeyboard** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:22 pm

Ok DBR didn't tkae me up on my offer. Amd I know I promised mself I'd wait untill friday when some mates are coming over.

Promises to yourself are the most easy to break.

PS: First time in this thread!

Teej212 · Post by **Teej212** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:55 pm

deadbeatriot wrote:NATTY LIGHT
NATTY BRIGHT
ALL THE NATTY I SEE TONIGHT
I WISH I MAY
I WISH I MIGHT
DRINK ALL THE NATTY I SEE TONIGHT

(no, i don't like natty. but beer pong is the unofficial american pastime, so how can i say no?)

lol, natty's one good use, for beer pong. otherwise, why not drink carbonated tinkle?

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