Re: Stop not posting.
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:41 am
hands up, now hands down!aedes wrote:Log out, logged in.
Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now!
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THEN WHO WAS PHONE?retinal orbita wrote:I once knew this guy in high school who I head heard committed suicide a few years after graduation. I hadn’t seen him in years and we weren’t that close. Anyway flash forward 15 years and I’m having dinner with my wife and the waiter looks oddly familiar. I say “that guy looks like this guy I knew who committed suicide”. Of course I don’t say anything. That’s weird. Then as we’re paying the bill I run into another (mutual) friend and we’re chatting it up for a hot, and he says “hey, Jason is over there, he works here!” And I’m like “hold up, he’s dead!!”
Turns out he was NOT dead but was slanderously shit talked him for years by an ex who told everyone he had died. That’s some cold shit. He must have done something really shitty to piss her off that much.
Anyway, I said “wow, it’s you! I heard you were dead!” and he said “yeah, I get that A LOT”.
(This is 100% true I swear).
Serious contender for ILF story of the year.Eivind August wrote:THEN WHO WAS PHONE?retinal orbita wrote:I once knew this guy in high school who I head heard committed suicide a few years after graduation. I hadn’t seen him in years and we weren’t that close. Anyway flash forward 15 years and I’m having dinner with my wife and the waiter looks oddly familiar. I say “that guy looks like this guy I knew who committed suicide”. Of course I don’t say anything. That’s weird. Then as we’re paying the bill I run into another (mutual) friend and we’re chatting it up for a hot, and he says “hey, Jason is over there, he works here!” And I’m like “hold up, he’s dead!!”
Turns out he was NOT dead but was slanderously shit talked him for years by an ex who told everyone he had died. That’s some cold shit. He must have done something really shitty to piss her off that much.
Anyway, I said “wow, it’s you! I heard you were dead!” and he said “yeah, I get that A LOT”.
(This is 100% true I swear).
I'm getting my fix with the mix.goroth wrote:hands up, now hands down!aedes wrote:Log out, logged in.
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