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Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:41 am
by goroth
aedes wrote:Log out, logged in.
hands up, now hands down!
Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now!

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:45 am
by coldbrightsunlight
Keep posting posting posting posting

WHAT

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:43 am
by Eivind August
retinal orbita wrote:I once knew this guy in high school who I head heard committed suicide a few years after graduation. I hadn’t seen him in years and we weren’t that close. Anyway flash forward 15 years and I’m having dinner with my wife and the waiter looks oddly familiar. I say “that guy looks like this guy I knew who committed suicide”. Of course I don’t say anything. That’s weird. Then as we’re paying the bill I run into another (mutual) friend and we’re chatting it up for a hot, and he says “hey, Jason is over there, he works here!” And I’m like “hold up, he’s dead!!”

Turns out he was NOT dead but was slanderously shit talked him for years by an ex who told everyone he had died. That’s some cold shit. He must have done something really shitty to piss her off that much.

Anyway, I said “wow, it’s you! I heard you were dead!” and he said “yeah, I get that A LOT”.

(This is 100% true I swear).
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:47 am
by coldbrightsunlight
holy shit that's a story. Poor dude.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjFPxrDWpUM[/youtube]

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:26 am
by Dowi
Eivind August wrote:
retinal orbita wrote:I once knew this guy in high school who I head heard committed suicide a few years after graduation. I hadn’t seen him in years and we weren’t that close. Anyway flash forward 15 years and I’m having dinner with my wife and the waiter looks oddly familiar. I say “that guy looks like this guy I knew who committed suicide”. Of course I don’t say anything. That’s weird. Then as we’re paying the bill I run into another (mutual) friend and we’re chatting it up for a hot, and he says “hey, Jason is over there, he works here!” And I’m like “hold up, he’s dead!!”

Turns out he was NOT dead but was slanderously shit talked him for years by an ex who told everyone he had died. That’s some cold shit. He must have done something really shitty to piss her off that much.

Anyway, I said “wow, it’s you! I heard you were dead!” and he said “yeah, I get that A LOT”.

(This is 100% true I swear).
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Serious contender for ILF story of the year.

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:44 am
by aedes
goroth wrote:
aedes wrote:Log out, logged in.
hands up, now hands down!
Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now!
I'm getting my fix with the mix.

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:17 pm
by dubkitty
aedes wrote:Log out, logged in.
you put your posting in
and your posting out
you put your posting in
and you shake it all about
you do the hokey pokey
and you turn your posts around
that's what it's all about

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 3:14 pm
by Inconuucl
The lurking life has its perks. :cool:

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:18 pm
by skullservant
I’ve still been a gear fiend just remote lol

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:17 pm
by Achtane
We were hangin out one night inside a bathroom staaaallll
She said her favorite Beatles song was Wonderwaaaalllll
I started to belieeeeve
It wasn't meant to beee
When she told me that her favorite one was always Pauuuullllll

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:30 am
by goroth
George best beatle.

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:26 am
by D.o.S.
skullservant wrote:I’ve still been a gear fiend just remote lol
:hug: :hug: :hug:

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:02 pm
by BlackOceans
Shhhh we hidinggg

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:58 pm
by MechaGodzilla
give me posts and give me death

Re: Stop not posting.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:05 pm
by coldbrightsunlight
I just logged in

to see what condition my enabling internet friends' gear addiction is in