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Ghost Hip wrote:Y'all old heads remember Roseweave/sockgazer?

coldbrightsunlight wrote:Wait the same guy? ahahahaha

Blackened Soul wrote:Found it
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP0wGGQRQAI[/youtube]

Ghost Hip wrote:Oh man this video definitely made up for having to read emails from the member who was on the receiving end of the jar of cum joke. He emailed back and forth with me saying he knew someone in the navy seals and he could get the other dude killed. forums are ridiculous

Blackened Soul wrote:Found it
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP0wGGQRQAI[/youtube]

calfzilla wrote:

Ghost Hip wrote:Oh man this video definitely made up for having to read emails from the member who was on the receiving end of the jar of cum joke. He emailed back and forth with me saying he knew someone in the navy seals and he could get the other dude killed. forums are ridiculous

Blackened Soul wrote:Found it
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP0wGGQRQAI[/youtube]

Wait wait wait... did someone offer a jar of cum as a joke, or did someone actually receive said jar?

zetamkiii wrote:

tuffteef wrote:feel free to build one for us then

You just don't get it do you? You can't ask someone to build you this. This is a mans masterpiece.
If you had been paying attention you would have noticed an emerging new kind of pedal.
Through the duck tape, booby traps and chaos you would have glimpsed the true nature behind John Schumann's original design.
This is the very pedal that caused him to give up building after completing only a few units.
Years ago, I remember hearing a customer sent his Pll back for repair and after 3 months of waiting received an unusual email.
I am not lying when I tell you this. It was revealed that Schumann, who had never kept a Pll for himself, had over the
years forgotten the design and fell in love with the customers pedal, attempting to run off with it.

This is not the mark of a regular builder. You see, I've encountered few pedals like this.
Each pedal is a meticulous labor of love. It's eccentric genius cannot be held to the same standard as a regular boutique.
It is the pinnacle of unobtainium. A boutique boutique where the builder has poured his very soul into what he is creating to
the point it transcends itself and becomes art. This is the shit legends are made of.

You do not understand what's happening. To simply have someone else build you one is an insult to this mans art.
If you don't appreciate it enough build your own interpretation then you do not understand what is it, you cannot comprehend what you
are playing and you don't deserve it.

Jwar wrote:

coldbrightsunlight wrote:Wait the same guy? ahahahaha

Yes, the same guy across 3 or 4 forums complained identically. I was nice here (at the beginning at least) and then on TB I made fun of him. I even posted pictures of boxes I had forgot to send people who bought pedals. I do it all the fucking time. Not on purpose, I just am stupid I guess? Sometimes I find them later and think "fucking shit". Usually the buyer has already moved the item again. hahahahaha. I've never had anyone request me mail the box after finding it either. It's a box. It's going to sit on a fucking table. Ben and Louise I swear told me they throw all theirs away, or did at one time. LOL! So, they are kind of like me. hahahaha. I want the product, not the box. If the box affects the resale that fucking much, then I wouldn't even buy the pedal.

vidret wrote:TalkBass cards.

Inconuucl wrote:Three pages and no mention of my favorite post on ILF. In the Veritable words of our meme saviour Zetamkiii from the truly legendary PLLone thread:

zetamkiii wrote:

tuffteef wrote:feel free to build one for us then

You just don't get it do you? You can't ask someone to build you this. This is a mans masterpiece.
If you had been paying attention you would have noticed an emerging new kind of pedal.
Through the duck tape, booby traps and chaos you would have glimpsed the true nature behind John Schumann's original design.
This is the very pedal that caused him to give up building after completing only a few units.
Years ago, I remember hearing a customer sent his Pll back for repair and after 3 months of waiting received an unusual email.
I am not lying when I tell you this. It was revealed that Schumann, who had never kept a Pll for himself, had over the
years forgotten the design and fell in love with the customers pedal, attempting to run off with it.

This is not the mark of a regular builder. You see, I've encountered few pedals like this.
Each pedal is a meticulous labor of love. It's eccentric genius cannot be held to the same standard as a regular boutique.
It is the pinnacle of unobtainium. A boutique boutique where the builder has poured his very soul into what he is creating to
the point it transcends itself and becomes art. This is the shit legends are made of.

You do not understand what's happening. To simply have someone else build you one is an insult to this mans art.
If you don't appreciate it enough build your own interpretation then you do not understand what is it, you cannot comprehend what you
are playing and you don't deserve it.

zetamkiii wrote:

tuffteef wrote:feel free to cook one for us then

You just don't get it do you? You can't ask someone to cook you this. This is a mans masterpiece.
If you had been paying attention you would have noticed an emerging new kind of dish.
Through the pasta, sauce and chaos you would have glimpsed the true nature behind Olive Gardens original design.
This is the very pasta that caused him to give up cooking after completing only a few orders.
Years ago, I remember hearing a customer sent his pasta back to the kitchen and after 3 months of waiting received an unusual email.
I am not lying when I tell you this. It was revealed that Schumann, who had never eaten the pasta for himself, had over the
years forgotten the recipe and fell in love with the customers food, attempting to run off with it.

This is not the mark of a regular chef. You see, I've encountered few dishes like this.
Each order is a meticulous labor of love. It's eccentric genius cannot be held to the same standard as a regular restaurants.
It is the pinnacle of unobtainium. A boutique boutique where the cook has poured his very soul into what he is creating to
the point it transcends itself and becomes art. This is the shit legends are made of.

You do not understand what's happening. To simply have someone else cook you one is an insult to this mans art.
If you don't appreciate it enough make your own interpretation then you do not understand what is it, you cannot comprehend what you
are eating and you don't deserve it.

Inconuucl wrote:Three pages and no mention of my favorite post on ILF. In the Veritable words of our meme saviour Zetamkiii from the truly legendary PLLone thread:

zetamkiii wrote:

tuffteef wrote:feel free to build one for us then

You just don't get it do you? You can't ask someone to build you this. This is a mans masterpiece.
If you had been paying attention you would have noticed an emerging new kind of pedal.
Through the duck tape, booby traps and chaos you would have glimpsed the true nature behind John Schumann's original design.
This is the very pedal that caused him to give up building after completing only a few units.
Years ago, I remember hearing a customer sent his Pll back for repair and after 3 months of waiting received an unusual email.
I am not lying when I tell you this. It was revealed that Schumann, who had never kept a Pll for himself, had over the
years forgotten the design and fell in love with the customers pedal, attempting to run off with it.

This is not the mark of a regular builder. You see, I've encountered few pedals like this.
Each pedal is a meticulous labor of love. It's eccentric genius cannot be held to the same standard as a regular boutique.
It is the pinnacle of unobtainium. A boutique boutique where the builder has poured his very soul into what he is creating to
the point it transcends itself and becomes art. This is the shit legends are made of.

You do not understand what's happening. To simply have someone else build you one is an insult to this mans art.
If you don't appreciate it enough build your own interpretation then you do not understand what is it, you cannot comprehend what you
are playing and you don't deserve it.