ILFSS '18 Wishlist Thread

[Inconuucl]

awww this makes me feel like I'm missing out

No one is stalking me but all I want this christmas is all my friends getting what they want for christmas

and a fucking octatrack, mom

Who said that no one was stalking you? :surprise:

[Jwar]

Anti wishlist:

No oscillating fuzzes, I got my AB-Synth Supreme and that'll do.

This is what you've become ILF! Are you pleased???!!! ARE YOU PLEASED!!!!

[doommeow]

Ugh. I talk to much. Anyway...

Master Pedal List circa todayish

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DOD/Digi Rubberbeck, Boneshaker, Meatbox (x2), Carcosa, Gonkulator, Trio
Behringer echo machine, uv300, FZ2 clone
Barge BP, BB-1, VFB-2, VB-jr, VFB-x, DB-2, GLZ
Dano Fabtone, FishnChips (Think there's a french toast somewhere?)
Meatball
Fryette SAS x2
Fuck
OC-2
Amazon $20 germ fuzz face
Echo Degrader, RM-1n, 4046-M
MTL.ASM 856, CT5
Superego+, 8-step
Zoom TriMetal, CDR70
Renz Mute
Scrutator (outgoing?)
Monoprice Flange
Stanimal Johnny Cash Civil War Muff
Goatkeeper gk3
Mooer Tender Octaver
Ditto x4
Patchulator
Eleca Delay
ADD Sonic Assault, percolate
MSL Gristleizer clone
Klein bottle (outgoing?)
Copilot FX Custom Broadcast
Grendel Drone Commander pedal
Ayahuasca
Twin Stags
Pladask Bakvendt (incoming!!!)
Various expression pedals - mainly Yamaha, behringer ,alesis
Various tb loops - mostly moen

First off, for the record, yes, it appears that I am a nosey cunt. Although I originally read that as noisy cunt. Either may apply. But is that cunt shaming, nose shaming, or noise shaming?

Even though I'm generally an antisocial bastard, I don't think I'm that hard to stalk. Generally open to w/e, always super appreciative and very much into the whole Satan thing ("it's the best time of the gear" tm), and don't think my wishlist letters have changed that much from year to year. But I've been asked to post more, not an unreasonable request o' dark lord, so lets start here.

Imma going to try for a serious gear inventory/dump post elsewhere, but I think most of my big purchases for the year have been mentioned at least in passing - 856, vintage MM/olympic, DFAM.

Kinda set for dirt unless it's something super violent and gnarly, although I've been eyeing up some of the vintage amp/preamp inspired/workalike pedals floating around of the Orange/Matamp/Sunn variety. Bass Pre/DI? Drone>Glitch. Bass>treble. Amp>worship. Made anywhere else > MIA, although I make exceptions for forum builders. Some sort of massive Iommi doomy wah? Reverb>delay - after hearing Robin Wattie's board in person I've been looking for used Behr Reverb Machines (and that's what's got me looking at orange/matamp clones). ReversesreveR. Stuff on the CV/modular spectrum, sure - probably going down that rabbit hole on/by black friday, start getting my VCV sketches out of the box and interacting with hardware.

XXL.

No onions/mushrooms/beer/caffeine/drugs.

SciFi. Cats. Nonfiction: singularity, non-religious/non-republican disaster prep and life skills, music theory, queer theory, Kink. Really anything that sounds cool read aloud by a femme AI over modulated HNW. Haven't read comics on a regular basis since I was a kid, but always up for anything post-phonebookera Dave Sim. Definitely curious about whatever is going on at Vertigo these days - there's new Sandman?! Sim & Gerhard, Neil, No Hope, Milk&Cheese, F Miller; that was my jam back in the day. Generally all epub/kindle/libgen all the time - last time I read something on paper, probably the most recent Chuck, I kept touching the page, trying to highlight passages.... But comics, graphic novels, that's worth cutting down trees for. Fuck ELE.

99% digital, 98% spotify. Gifts via bandcamp are supercool (should check and make sure I gave ILFSS the right email addy). SWANS, SY, DC (post) hardcore, brass bands, Miles, Coltrane (Alice>John?, maybe?), Nina, ATCQ, Ben Frost, Weird Al, Constellation Records, Nick Cave. Weird minimalist noise drone beat w/e, especially if made by Ladies. Think the last show I went to was The Body/LinguaIgnota/Big|Brave/GirlCirles, which was awesome. Before that was the Object Collection fugazi thing which may have been the biggest let down of all time.

Honestly, just throw in something small to make my wife smile - chocolate, size or quantity doesn't matter but it helps keep order in casa Doommeow - and something for the cats - which is all it takes to make me smile, and you've won SS. I'm easy.

[Gone Fission]

Anti wishlist:

No oscillating fuzzes, I got my AB-Synth Supreme and that'll do.

This is what you've become ILF! Are you pleased???!!! ARE YOU PLEASED!!!!

It’s like, breaux, do you even love fuzz any more?

[oldangelmidnight]

I was happy to have an excuse to take inventory. I really have to sell some of this stuff...

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Alright, here's the fuzz, drive, boost, etc:

Infanem Driving Notion, Dirge Evan Anguish, Dirge Rat, SS/BS Blargg, Jero Fuzz Factory, Fredric Harmonic Percolator, ADD Parallel Universe, Mask Dark Grime, Analog CIrcuits Octave Ripper, Mellowtone Prototype, Red LLama clone, WIIO clone, Robot Devil clone, Spencer Subzombie, Experimentalists Anonymous Parallel Universe, SS/BS Team Awesome Fuzz Machine, SS/BS Fuck Overdrive, McSpunckle Gnomeratron VTF (x2), Fuzzhugger Ab-Synth Dream, Algal Bloom, Lab Ratchet, Phantom Arcade, Sonic Bloom, Gigahearts Gift of Fuzz, Dreadbox Epsilon, Chase Bliss Brothers, Joyo Ultimate Octave, Deltalab Tube Overdrive, DOD /280 Compressor, Laowiz Foxx Tone Machine, dual GZ/Fat Sandwich, BeeBaa, Double Beat, Fuzz Master, Pig Pile Harmonic Percolator, Megalith, DOD Boneshaker, Devi Soda Might, Apollo Deluxe Fuzz Muff, Klondyke, Elta PLL, Dwarfcraft Plane Ticket Plus, Dwarfcraft Total Spack Vibes, Mooer Triangle Buff, Ultra Drive, Black Secret, Woolly Mammoth clone, Earthbound Throat Locust, Parasit 0415, Dirge/EAE Bifet Preamp, Earthquaker Grey Channel
Not pictured: Hudson Broadcast

Delay, reverb, etc:

Copilot Kinkilin, ScreaminFX Uverbia, Akai Head Rush E2, Boss DD500, RV500, DOD Rubberneck, Digitech Timebender, Muza FD900, Dr. Scientist Reverberator, Mooer Shimverb, EHX 720, Rowin Twin Looper, Mooer Reecho, Rainger Echo-X, Alexander Quadrant, SS/BS No Memory, Pladask Taken, Pladask Romferd

Modulation:

Muza FD800, EHX Ring Thing, DanW Gristleizer, MusicPCB Tap Tempo Tremolo, Crybaby Wah, Mooer Eleclady, Trelicopter, Boss MD500, Sonic Crayon Hollow Earth, Keeley SuperMod Workstation, Fender Chorus, Subdecay Starlight Flanger, Gigahearts A/DA Flanger clone, Custohm Electronics Wave Machine Voodoo Vibe, LaoWiz Clari(not)

Digital weirdness:

Pladask Backvendt, Fabrikat, Form2, Drolo Molecular Disruptor, Zoom MS50G, Montreal Assembly Count to 5 (x2), Montreal Assembly rand(0), EHX Superego+, Superego, Alexander Colour Theory, Syntax Error, Dwarfcraft Wizard of Pitch, EHX Holy Stain, TC Subnup, EHX Pitchfork

Synthy stuff:

Lightning Wave E.V.A, Critter and Guitari Pocket Piano Midi, Makenoise 0-Coast, Roland Scooper, Korg Monotron Delay, Korg SQ-1, Volca Mix, Volca Beats, Volca Keys, Volca FM (not pictured.

I also have a bunch of utility things I didn't take pictures of. Stuff like expression pedals, 8-step, feedback loopers, C/V splitters, tuners, etc. I don't have a volume pedal, though...

[jrfox92]

Blaarg-o-tron, No Memory, Hollow Earth....can you adopt me?

[Inconuucl]

Anti wishlist:

No oscillating fuzzes, I got my AB-Synth Supreme and that'll do.

This is what you've become ILF! Are you pleased???!!! ARE YOU PLEASED!!!!

I love you too jwar.

I knew this was going to turn some fuzzier heads. But it's more because I like to have more control over my fuzz, and I've always found that I'm at odds with the tones of the oscillation and tone that fuzz takes to produce them.

[Jwar]

Dude, I really don't like oscillating fuzz either. I was just messing with ya. lol

[odontophobia]

I don’t even really care about fuzz.
Tube drive is best drive.

[raj007]

I don’t even really care about fuzz.
Tube drive is best drive.

Jesus called...He wants you back on TGP.

[D.o.S.]

Jesus don't want you for a sunburst, as the song goes.

[calfzilla]

TGP is a godless wasteland

[coldbrightsunlight]

Is the problem not more that it's a godful land of riches?

#so#edgy#I#might#cut#myself

[odontophobia]

I don’t even really care about fuzz.
Tube drive is best drive.

Jesus called...He wants you back on TGP.

Sorry, TGPers don’t like volume.
I want my gain from preamp tubes and at high volume.

[JonnyAngle]

I don’t even really care about fuzz.
Tube drive is best drive.

Jesus called...He wants you back on TGP.

Sorry, TGPers don’t like volume.
I want my gain from preamp tubes and at high volume.