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Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:22 am
by actual
Also real hawk is murder.
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:33 am
by SPACERITUAL
AAAAAAAND IF YOU. WOULD LIKE TO CALL ME SPAAACEY. JUST GO AHEAD NOW.
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:35 am
by popvulture
DEE BEE BEE BIP
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:09 pm
by rustywire
SPACERITUAL wrote:Does this generation even have a three row pyramid stud belt? Is that what the blue hair is all about?
SLC Punk scene plays in my head every time I see the generic character you've vaguely described
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r5yc8G8OiY[/youtube]
One of the all-time cinematic BTFOs
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:37 pm
by imJonWain
here it's sidecuts now,everybody got one.
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:06 am
by Invisible Man
Chankgeez wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:You guys remember sauconys???????
NEVER FORGET 
Still wear Low Pro Jazz sneekrrs. Red, blue, grey, green. In varying states of disrepair.
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:07 am
by Invisible Man
Also: went to a funeral Friday and a guy had a giant obtrusive fauxhawk. I guess one of the issues is that you kind of have to wear it that way once you've cut your hair like that. Can't really lay it down. You've resigned yourself to looking like a turd.
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:33 am
by popvulture
Funeral Fauxhawk, coming to your town this summer.
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:29 pm
by OldGeorge
popvulture wrote:Funeral Fauxhawk, coming to your town this summer.
And I just got my new solo blackmetal projects name!
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:50 pm
by Achtane
Let us bow our heads in prayer.
*fauxhawk boops back of grieving old woman's head*
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:40 am
by Invisible Man
Booping Fauxhawk is also a rad band name.
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:13 am
by SPACERITUAL
Am I the only one that vastly prefers All Saints to the Spice Girls?
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:26 am
by Invisible Man
No, never ever.
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:23 am
by ck3
Fauxhawk removal machine.
Re: This guy in my office just got a faux hawk
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:19 pm
by popvulture
ck3 wrote:Fauxhawk removal machine.
A fine public service.