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Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 8:14 am
by odontophobia
This thread makes me wish I had an outback just so I could fill it with my gear. I drive a Toyota solara which does not fit gear. Wife has a Honda CRV which is great but it has the car seat in it so I can't put the seats down all the way for easy gear haul. Shit.
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 10:04 am
by imJonWain
Get an older 4runner, it's effectively a Forester 12" off the ground, that's what I drive. Lot's of space and no gas mileage!
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 2:43 pm
by Invisible Man
odontophobia wrote:This thread makes me wish I had an outback just so I could fill it with my gear. I drive a Toyota solara which does not fit gear. Wife has a Honda CRV which is great but it has the car seat in it so I can't put the seats down all the way for easy gear haul. Shit.
MINIVAN
Soooo unsexy, but I just hauled 30+ 2x4s, flats of flowers, a half dozen bags of mulch, a shit-ton of hardware and four people comfortably and in AC. To say nothing of the gear you could haul. Have another baby so she can justify it.
I'll be waiting.
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 4:03 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Embrace the ways of masculinity. Get yourself a Yaris or a Fiat 500.
I drive a VW Polo. What labels does that get me?
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 4:08 pm
by actual
Otter.
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 4:10 pm
by Jwar
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Embrace the ways of masculinity. Get yourself a Yaris or a Fiat 500.
I drive a VW Polo. What labels does that get me?
A bitch ass Frenchy.
I drive a Toyota Camry... I'm not much better.
hahaha
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 11:21 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Disarm D'arcy wrote:repoman wrote:Forresters- lesbians who provide livelyhoods for people that manufacture bumperstickers
WRX- flatbrim monster drink drinkers with really bad driving records and hang out at applebees parking lot
Impreza- hipster IT workers
Crosstrek- people who spend most of the day looking at Arcteryx catalogs and drinking beetroot and kale shake before their daily 20 mile run (promotes nitric oxide in the blood stream for optimal performance)
Outback- soccer mom with shitlord oppressor little shits because AWD is really safe must protect Chads offspring shuttling from private academy to gymnastics lessons
Too real.
But space, which one did you get, so we know where to fit you on the spectrum?
I got a legacy. My update thread was not popular so i will just crosspost this here.
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 6:23 am
by Invisible Man
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Embrace the ways of masculinity. Get yourself a Yaris or a Fiat 500.
I drive a VW Polo. What labels does that get me?
They're wonderful cars, and I can't think of a single stereotype to throw at you. Except that 'polo' is a really terrible name for a car.
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 7:14 am
by odontophobia
Invisible Man wrote:odontophobia wrote:This thread makes me wish I had an outback just so I could fill it with my gear. I drive a Toyota solara which does not fit gear. Wife has a Honda CRV which is great but it has the car seat in it so I can't put the seats down all the way for easy gear haul. Shit.
MINIVAN
Soooo unsexy, but I just hauled 30+ 2x4s, flats of flowers, a half dozen bags of mulch, a shit-ton of hardware and four people comfortably and in AC. To say nothing of the gear you could haul. Have another baby so she can justify it.
I'll be waiting.
Yeah. Not yet. Maybe someday.
imJonWain wrote:Get an older 4runner, it's effectively a Forester 12" off the ground, that's what I drive. Lot's of space and no gas mileage!
In-laws have. 4 runner. It's great.
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 8:36 am
by Derelict78
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Embrace the ways of masculinity. Get yourself a Yaris or a Fiat 500.
I drive a VW Polo. What labels does that get me?
VW 4 LIFE!
There is a Subaru shop down the road from me that specializes in racing upgrades. Fucking douches in WRX's fly down my road all day. VW recently bought my Jetta wagon TDI and I bought a GTI and now they (douchy WRX drivers) try to race me all the time. I usually will roll down the windows and have my 6 year old wave at them.
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 3:27 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
actualidiot wrote:Otter.
I'm hairy and slimming down, so that fits
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SPACERITUAL wrote:Disarm D'arcy wrote:repoman wrote:Forresters- lesbians who provide livelyhoods for people that manufacture bumperstickers
WRX- flatbrim monster drink drinkers with really bad driving records and hang out at applebees parking lot
Impreza- hipster IT workers
Crosstrek- people who spend most of the day looking at Arcteryx catalogs and drinking beetroot and kale shake before their daily 20 mile run (promotes nitric oxide in the blood stream for optimal performance)
Outback- soccer mom with shitlord oppressor little shits because AWD is really safe must protect Chads offspring shuttling from private academy to gymnastics lessons
Too real.
But space, which one did you get, so we know where to fit you on the spectrum?
I got a legacy. My update thread was not popular so i will just crosspost this here.
Legacy. So a lesbian with jazz hands?
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 7:57 am
by Invisible Man