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AHHHH!!! I apologize. That's not your board. Still...no shades though. Bro where are the shades?

Jwar just needs a jizz shield for his board.
It'd be like the sneeze shield at the Sizzler salad bar, because, just like Sizzler, jwar can't help himself and always pays too much for shit he's already had before.
And just like a Sizzler patron, he can't help his bodily secretions.







That's all I got.

I want a Spam Shield.

That protects against solicitation but allows flying potted meat through.

rfurtkamp wrote:I want a Spam Shield.

That protects against solicitation but allows flying potted meat through.

Spampass Filter. Just tune it to the undesirable frequencies...

spacelordmother wrote:Spampass Filter.

spacelordmother wrote:

rfurtkamp wrote:I want a Spam Shield.

That protects against solicitation but allows flying potted meat through.

Spampass Filter. Just tune it to the undesirable frequencies...

I now want this in a pedal.

Iommic Pope wrote:Jwar just needs a jizz shield for his board.
It'd be like the sneeze shield at the Sizzler salad bar, because, just like Sizzler, jwar can't help himself and always pays too much for shit he's already had before.
And just like a Sizzler patron, he can't help his bodily secretions.







That's all I got.

Why did the jizz cross the road?


...Because I put on the wrong socks this morning!

what if the sun is RIGHT BEHIND YOU

jwar wrote:Could I just cover the pedals with the shadow of my cock? I mean, it's not that big, but it might work??

If you just use Mooer pedals you should be fine

Iommic Pope wrote:Jwar just needs a jizz shield for his board.
It'd be like the sneeze shield at the Jizzler

FYP

digithead wrote:Hi All. Thanks for adding me. Not trying to spam here or nothing. Just trying to let folks know of solution I came up with while playing in bar bands the past 10 years. I do have a solution to the problem of not being able to see Tuner pedal and other pedals in bright sun.. The Pedal Shade was designed exactly for this reason. All plastic, and lays flat in your pedal board when not in use. Check us out http://www.pedalshade.com Thanks.

Hi, and you're welcome. You were added for a very special reason, because you are a very special person. One who is visionary enough to create an amazing plastic product that replaces the pesky cocktail umbrella and blu-tac I've been using all this time playing bars, usually ones on the beach or just anywhere outside in the daytime. It's the best ambience for my music. I used to be a goth but now the only capes I mess with are on my pedalboard, haha!

Such a reasonable price.

Website wrote:Welcome to the home of the original Pedal Shade™

Screw you cloners I'm gettin the real ish

John wrote:

jwar wrote:Could I just cover the pedals with the shadow of my cock? I mean, it's not that big, but it might work??

If you just use Mooer pedals you should be fine

Your flattery will not work on me sir!

The solution is...blind yourself entirely! You'll have bigger things to worry about, like shirtless people in your attic performing modern dance simulating some kind of twitching fit

So what you're saying is if I blind myself, I won't have to watch Corey Feldman attempting to be relevant?